/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56683650
By Monday you will be ultra heemed if you're not hedged

>>56605357

>>56469905
Everyone knew this was coming, but a certain group makes it so fucking hard to time it and not get green dildo mega ass raped. I'm it so good at dodging the sudden mumu rape candles

>>56467151
Ah, you are the culprit. Now don't do that again without warning us fellow bobros, got it?

Don't worry bobros, your time will come. The mumus that haven't taken the crab pill will get eaten by savage brown merciless grizzlies soon enough

MUMU don't start this shit again

>>56347736
Fuck. So it's gonna keep pumping upwards AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another lovely day I see

>>55969178

>>55897538
I just down wanna get behooved and beclowned is all

>>55838170
AAAAAAAAA

>>55078014
Gotta stay away from retard strength stocks. Tesla was overvalued too but retards kept buying it. Institutions can fall for the retard stocks too...

Where is my YIELD MAIDO? I just want to see her... where is she? :(

>>54941641
>bear is deranged army veteran with hyper vigilance
kek

I was wrong...
jk.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous >>54757847

Bros, Canadian inflation dramatically decreased. I have a good feeling about tomorrow. We are near the end bros. Bobos on suicide watch

Don't pussy out USbros. Crash this stupid market

Slurping all the dips, sipping on dip, coming up all crazy
Slow cooking pancakes for my bulls still up, still fresh, as a daisy
Playing ping pong all night long, everything's on me and then hazy
bullish this, bullish that, everything is all bullish
All the soxl ladies babies

Inflation going up is no big deal, it's no big deal,
No one buying houses is no big deal
Record debt is is no big deal
Consumers have no savings is no big deal
Economy is slowing down is no big deal
Corporate earnings are in the toilet is no big deal
Yield Curve inversion is no big deal
This is no big deal. It's no big DEAL

THIS IS ALL NO BIG DEAL!

This is how we do, yeah, buying calls laid back
Straight stuntin’ ya we do it like that
This is how we do, do do, this is how we
This is how we do, yeah, buying dips laid back
Straight stuntin’ ya we do it like that
This is how we do, do do, this is how we do

We the super rica, grabbing tacos, checking out hotties laughing at the bobos
Now we talking astrology, us economy is getting all Japanese-y

Yo, shout out to all you ANONS, buying CALLS with your rent money
Respect

This goes out to all you anons going into the market with $100 waking up with $3.
This is how we do
Ha, not me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk

>>53923387

Slurping all the dips, sipping on dip, coming up all crazy
Slow cooking pancakes for my bulls still up, still fresh, as a daisy
Playing ping pong all night long, everything's on me and then hazy
bullish this, bullish that, everything is all bullish
All the soxl ladies babies

Inflation going up is no big deal, it's no big deal,
No one buying houses is no big deal
Record debt is is no big deal
Consumers have no savings is no big deal
Economy is slowing down is no big deal
Corporate earnings are in the toilet is no big deal
Yield Curve inversion is no big deal
This is no big deal. It's no big DEAL

THIS IS ALL NO BIG DEAL!

This is how we do, yeah, buying calls laid back
Straight stuntin’ ya we do it like that
This is how we do, do do, this is how we
This is how we do, yeah, buying dips laid back
Straight stuntin’ ya we do it like that
This is how we do, do do, this is how we do

We the super rica, grabbing tacos, checking out hotties laughing at the bobos
Now we talking astrology, us economy is getting all Japanese-y

Yo, shout out to all you ANONS, buying CALLS with your rent money
Respect

This goes out to all you anons going into the market with $100 waking up with $3.
This is how we do
Ha, not me

previous>>53923387

>>53815262

>>53690898
I hope your right harbniger

>>53391329
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm fucked

Somebody buy calls at the bell to bring the market down please, thanks

>>53115244
I feel much better now