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A Guide to Living in Canada in 2023:

Canada is no longer a country to live in. It's a place to store assets and scam immigrants/government programs.

Do not attempt to start a business, be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, or SWE. Get an easy source of income and maintain it consistently to pay as little tax as possible.

Get free health care, government grants, bennies etc. as much as possible. Example: only work contract jobs and apply for unemployment every summer. Have many children and go on leave for 16mo straight. Get your Dr. to declare you disabled and collect unemployment for long periods of time.

Convert all your CAD pesos to USD or bitcoin and move it out of the country, Spend as little in Canada as possible. Do not invest in Canada. Get sources of foreign income and don't tell anyone. Become a snowbird, with a visa somewhere warmer. Only stay in Canada to collect bennies and clog up the ER for free drugs.

If you have any housing or land in Canada, monetize it to the max. Rent out 3-4 beds per room. Evict regularly to raise rents. If you have a farm, maximize profits with migrant workers. Steal their passports and keep them isolated to work as much as possible. Then send them away when not needed. If you don't, someone else will.

Don't waste money at the LCBO, casino, or stupid vehicles that cost $5k insurance per year. Canada is not for partying or hobbies or fun. Maybe hunting or fishing, but that's it. Anything else is better and cheaper in the USA.

If you follow these steps you will succeed as a Canadian. Remember, you're government hates you and your family. They want you poor and dead as soon as you stop working at age 75.

Every single Canadian shitcoin dollar I earn I immediately convert into Bitcoin or USD.

This shit is bleeding purchasing power like the Argentinian Peso.

Canadian hands typed this

>>56381920
Target's obliteration in Canada was an epic beatdown by the wussy Leaf elites who normally suck at everything EXCEPT uniting to bring down foreign competition that threatens to improve Canadians' lives one iota.

Not for us leafs...

U WISH WANKA

>>55727554
Why do you need 2 empty bedrooms, an empty living room and a barely used kitchen to live a single life?

Let me guess, a fucking Leaf nigger..?

>>9005460

Agreed and good rundown.

>The fags who thought they would see 8-10K SATs.

Haha, see you in Q3.

>>5985837

So what's the problem?

>Find a nice little apartment in Denmark
>Rent for a few months
>Cash out crypto in Danish bank
>Zero tax,
>Live in an amazing and uncucked society with few Mudslimes and cozy Baltic feels.

I'm from Canada but a citizen of the EU, and I', thinking of doing this instead of losing 25% of my profits to tax.

>>4075523

They launched a wildly successful CounterStrike 1.6 server and the coin is worth $0.80 a piece now.

Congrats anon, you made it.

>>3314628

>Not accumulating in the 7000K range

Stay poor faggots.

This is the next NEO.

>>2954629

>Please sir, would you consider my bags

AHahaha.

>>2576879
Canadians hacked the election?