/biz/ - Business & Finance

I love love LOVE the fact that Jews who love Israel can't buy GME, because their investment will indirectly sabotage their own best interests. It's amazing. You can't make this shit up. It's like only the good and knowl people of the world we're destined to WAGMI.

It's funny didn't someone a few thousand years ago say the same thing? You know, that guy who claimed that God's love is for everyone, and he was tortured and executed for it? Remember that guy?
>Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth

How many shares does Ryan Cohen own of AAPL? Let's find out!
>1.55 million shares of AAPL are owned by Cohen
>This becomes 6.2 million shares post-split
>AAPL gives a $0.24 dividend per share every quarter
>What does Ryan Cohen make every quarter from AAPL dividends alone you ask?
>$1,488000
Math is a wonderful thing :^)

>>56547848
You love to see it.

>Ryan Cohen owns 1.55 million shares of AAPL
>This is 6.2 million shares post split
>AAPL has a quarterly dividend of $0.24
>How much money does Ryan make from AAPL quarterly dividends you ask?
>$1,488,000
You really can't make this shit up.