/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12378651
get paid pupper

>>11768816
Unironical get the 5 if you are a solid 7. Make sure she is not insecure and had a slutty background (protip churchgirl or farmer girl)

A loyal wife, who takes care of you and is your best friend is really comfy.

I used to date 8 and 9, all thinking they are a little princess. Doing no shit in the house, not able to cook. And very irrational.

Well I took the 5, and she cooks is really in love with me and wants to be a good wife and future mother.

https://youtu.be/Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

shorting is the only way to make money in Crypto now.

Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto.

I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere.

Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!!

Short to -$0 !!!

Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :)

Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now?

Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever.

You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you?

Didn’t you hear?

$5k by end of minute, $4k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of week!!

Shorting is the best way to success!!

I’m writing a book on shorting.

Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox

hey guys do you like shorting?

Because I like LOVE shorting!

Omg I love shorting so much!

I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe!

I love it how shorting is backed by technology too.

Shorting is a new paradigm!

I’ll short forever and everrrr ;)

Ive been shorting BTC this whole time.

I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum.

I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me.

I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car.

Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm.

Watching delusional bull fags cry makes me so happy :D :D :D

>>11549476
Just look them straight into their eyes while you pay and don't tip them.

Do the same for years, saved me a lot.

Only beta's provide

>>11501978
Crypto: write down on a paper an exit strategy. Set sell-off goals and stick to them. Pray to have an other chance.

Stocks : it's high as fuck, look for the bubbles in history. Look at the global political situation. Think about the shilling of buying stocks. There will be a crash between now and tops a year.

Job : follow courses of stuff you like. Improve your linked profile. Apply for other positions

Family : get a better job then leave

College debt : if the debt is not that bad stop whining or pay it off. Personally I would sell my stocks and pay off this debt . Then slowly re enter the market.

GF: if you got good looks then just go on Tinder. Give yourself a goal of 3 dates a month. Start with ugly bitches to get some confidence. Then work your way up.

Godspeed anon

>>11488954
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>>11477371
based af, this boomer knows what up

>>11455023
Is this that fake monero? So basically I buy it and hope other people fall for it?

>>11417308
Well I had a very shitty job where I got treated like shit. The day I told them I have an other job was the best work feeling I ever had.

If you earned like 100 million dollars in the next crypto bubble or whatever, how would you use it all? What would the rest of your life look like?

Who the hell is propping this shit up? burn it the fuck down already

Whispers of TSLA seeking options for DiP financing. It's really happening...

>>11296881
>me and my puts waiting for the market to open
He's trying to get fired and shift the blame for his company going under. Jan low strike puts are 50 baggers. March are 30 baggers. Company will be bankrupt by then