/biz/ - Business & Finance

Praise be based Leviathan, for it is he that slumbers far beneath the waves of crypto, consuming the offloaded bags of the paperhanded whales; for it is them who keep his hunger sated. Should Leviathan ever be disturbed from his eternal slumber, Ragnarök would surely be at hand as he holds the power to single handedly crash the dogecoin market.

Give thanks to The Leviathan for he keeps our Dogecoins valuable.

Anons of /doge/, have you paid your daily tribute to the based Leviathan overlord, holder of nearly 37 billion Dogecoins? He slumbers far beneath the waves of crypto, consuming the offloaded bags of the paperhanded whales for they keep his hunger sated as his hoard grows.

Pray with me anon. Pray that he may never awaken and singlehandedly crash the dogecoin market for if the Leviathan is ever disturbed, Ragnarök will be at hand.