/biz/ - Business & Finance

>have to jump through all sorts of hoops to appease some hiring manager faggot in an interview for a job that you statistically won't even get
>have to waste hours on busywork like online personality surveys and believe in astrology just to even get an interview
>all for the "privilege" of working at a job you'll probably hate
>if you ever want to leave, you are expected to leave a two-week notice MINIMUM
>meanwhile, they can fire you at the drop of a hat
>"Why should we hire you?"
Hold on, why the fuck should I work for YOU?
I am done with this shit. I am not playing their little games. You spend fucking HOURS and DAYS and even WEEKS just going through the interview process. During that time, you waste a lot of time, money, and gasoline, if you drive to the company sites. And after all of that, you statistically won't even get the job.
NO MORE. I am done playing those fucking games. I am not jumping through your hoops any more. Fuck this system. Fuck larpers on linkedin. Fuck "company culture." Fuck college, fuck threatening me with "disciplinary action" or "getting fired," fuck working for peanuts, fuck wasting all of my time on shit I don't care about. Fuck it all. FUCK IT ALL!!!!!

>>15156038
ITS OVER ISNT IT

I would just kill myself if I found out I was going to prison. Your life is basically over after that anyways. Even if you get out, it's all downhill from there.

>GOOGLE
>ORACLE
>MICROSOFT
>SWIFT
>SALESFORCE
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO PUMP THIS SHIT??
THESE PARTNERSHIPS ARE HUGE DEALS WHY DOES THE PRICE NOT REFLECT THAT????

>>15015282
Me too, but lately the boss has been making me actually do shit. Used to just sit alone in my office and no one knew when I came or went, now the motherfucker is coming in my office every five minutes

>>15011645
I FEEL LIKE THAT VERSE WAS SPECIFICALLY AIMED AT MASTURBATORS

>>14974649
Don't forget the part where you're a slave at the job too and you hate it no matter how much society tells you that it's a "good" job

>Why isn't fast food automated yet
Man I can't fucking wait for this. Not just fast food, but almost all restaurants.
Going out to eat has become a nightmare. It seems that the only people willing to take such jobs are 18 year old dropouts or 42 year old drug addicts. All covered in tattoos and smelling like shit. Terrible hygiene, terrible service.

I would rather eat instant ramen at home than go out to eat these days, because of the "people" who are making your food. Automation can't come soon enough.

I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!

I WANT MY ALTS TO MOON AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!