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How to quit work and become comfy neet day trader?

How do I quit my job and become comfy neet day trader?

>>6747335

**for full immersion - listen to the "Beta Suprise Attack Theme" : https://youtu.be/56ruBZViW14

Timeline of the Beta Uprising:

>Circa 1995-2014: Spread of internet facilitates the emergence of 'male consciousness', centered on r9k. The first time in history men are conscious of themselves as men under the oppression of women.
>Circa 2014: Vegan chicken tendies are now available in major supermarkets and home deliverable - allowing sensitive, intelligent, compassionate NEET males to escape adherence to systems of gyno-oppression, such as matriarchal "good boy points" systems.
>Circa 2016: The first NEET mutual assistance societies arise, allowing NEETs to combine their talents to live freely off the labour of roasties and normalfags. The first 'OSRS staking and luring' millionaires arise.
>Circa 2020: Cryptocurrencies have overtaken all national currencies, making central banks and national governments - and their ability to transfer wealth from males to roasties - irrelevant; their power begins to wane.
>Crica 2022: Widespread availability of 3D printers allows the average NEET to combine parts and build their own fully operational AI waifus, and 3D guns to ward off gyno attempts to ban them.
>Circa 2023: 90% of NEETs now have AI waifus. Large numbers of 8 year old girls go missing every year, and rumours of NEET ghost-dubbing factories abound.

>May 23, 2024: A fleet of neglected US DoD satellites is suddenly hacked and commandeered by hacker collective "anonyNEET". Roasties explode in fireballs as railgun beams rain targetted death from above. The end of flesh-based women.

"The wolf will live with the lamb; the leopard will lie down with the young goat. The calf and the lion will graze together, and a Wizard will lead them."