/biz/ - Business & Finance

Whats your ideal name for the upcoming crash, bros? I'm thinking May-day has a nice ring to it.

>>58116485
Well anyway, congrats, always happy to see anon making money, especially when they stick to their choices against all odds. Cheers!

>>57941935
Let me assure you, nothing is comfier than having capped risk and unlimited downside. In fact, I might buy high and sell low later today!

>>57941913
Use a broker that isn't cucked. Mind you, I have to maintain $25k in mine, but at least I have the option (no pun intended)

>this thread is dead
>you're dying poor
>Why no moass
>I'm an expert in commerce and gamestop is dead
>hedges are based
>I fucked up and outed myself but it was a prank bro
>you're a rodent
>I'm definitely a baggie and we should all sell
>They'll just cheat again
I could go on. When did you realize this thread is full of short cope and the rest of us are gonna WAGMI bros?

turned out to be a great financial decision

I'm a failure at life, but that's okay because life is silly
I'm a silly person, so I haven't failed
wagmi

>>54340608
>appreciation
I appreciate my frens here, even if the markets and times are bad and we ngmi

>>53999667
Time is money, don't sell yourself short

>>51519869

I’ll will unironically laugh out loud. Then immediately Google Saylors reaction and read his statement about how this is all Normal, how bitcoin is number 1 and then jerk off in pure schadenfruede

>>51412491
>GREAT REST
Sounds comfy fren

In all seriousness though, crypto is pretty based.

>>51061234
>25 living with parents
>WFH as software engineer
>shitpost most of the working week
>pay my share of utilities and food
Yeah, I'm thinking it's comfy.

>>50729961
Not going to talk you out of it. Sounds like you want to be poor. Don't forget to sneed on your way out.

I'm not going to lie - before the splivvy was announced I was getting ready to sell. It didn't appear that RC was doing anything, the stock was crabbing downwards, and shills were out in force. Now however - it would take a blind and deaf retard not to see that hedgies are fuk. The splividend shenanigans have exposed the dtcc with their pants down, and everyone knows it. I'm hodling stronger than ever boys. Ignore the FUD, ignore the haters, ignore the AMC baggies - the ignition sequence has begun, and launch is very, very, very close.

>>50311673
When will you learn KENSHI is the safe space. Comfiest bag I ever held

>>50146507
I am unironically all in on NOIA, most bullish coin out there I can find. Niggers, please prove me wrong.

/biz/ is dead

>ATH 300k
>now 240k