/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey everybody, huge faggot here. I'm going to argue with all of you. Over what exactly? I'm not sure yet. My plan is to find some trivial wedge issue, like dollposting or numismatics, and just harp on it endlessly for 30+ posts. I'll never actually contribute any worthwhile observations, I'm just going to insult people and fling shit. If any of you point out a flaw in my logic, I will completely sidestep whatever you're saying and instead make a wild logical leap about your lifestyle and attack a hypothetical, baseless characterization of you which I invented. I will never post a picture of my PMs or actually say anything new or insightful. How long will I be here? Who knows, I have a looong list of dicks to suck later so I am incredibly busy. When the next thread is made I will reappear and crow about the same bullshit as before and act as if none of your retorts ever happened. I'll just do this cycle forever until I finally succumb to AIDS.

>bro, you're over 30! just give up! It's impossible to learn anything now

what the fuck was sam's problem?