/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19404764
no fap is a ploy to make straight men gay. at some point anything even remotely sexual, including hot dudes, makes you want to nut. and when you see a sexually attractive dude and feel yourself getting turned on your brain is going to overload itself as you try to justify what the actual fuck is going on.

eventually you will reach the conclusion that you indeed are gay, many such cases! you will release yourself to the image of some male thus sealing the deal.

Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefuly brahs

Dow futures are down well over 300 points. accept it, the market is going to open down and probably continue downward until EOD. accept it. if you're holding bags, you're going to lose some money. but everything is going to be ok. you'll recover, it will just take some time. hold on to what you already have

once you've accepted this, put your big boy pants on and buy as much TVIX as you can afford and buy it as soon as you can. i guarantee it goes up 3% minimum by 10am Eastern. hold until 3pm eastern then SELL. Dow futures will be up Tuesday as the dust settles and as we go into the week we will get more positive news of business opening.