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>>19511520
Now it all makes sense

>>18096139
There are two rules one must always remember when talking to women.

1) That aint your girl, thats just your turn

You must capitalize of any and all possible opportunities that come your way. Its not always that the goal posts are unattended, or that a perfect assist comes your way my child. Moments like these are rare and fleeting.

But worry not my child. Even if a golden opportunity seems to have passed you by, even if there maybe some other fuckboy in the picture, never forget:

2) Goalies get scored on all the time

The only thing keeping you from scoring is your own self doubt. Once you internalize these words you'll be a golden boot striker bagging 50 goals a season. No go my son, unleash your pent up glory on the world for all to see.