/biz/ - Business & Finance

reminder that real life begins at
>6 figures portfolio
>10-12% body fat
>40-50% muscle mass
>read +30 books
>have a few friends

gentlemen, start your funyuns

All biznessmen please gather 'round, post haste. I have a very important announcement to make and I must retire to my chamber soon.

So..... when does the economy...you know....
"Trickle Down?"

Debt to what?
Who is coming to collect?

I believe a Bobo has an announcement to make

If you have any announcements then please make them in this thread

How tangible is this business idea:

Hire lawyers and data analysts.
Become a consulting agency for businesses on whether or not it's worth it to do 'evil' or morally ambiguous things.

Your name could be themed around being an evil corporation.

This is a neat idea of mine

I believe Mr. Bobo has something he would like to announce

I am announcing that it is now safe to buy

*tink tink tink*

It's time to buy buy buy!

>>50293038

https://mousejak.myshopify.com/

Maybe my store will help cheer you up. Other than that, seek God.

>>28604546
>>28604541
You were supposed to stock up on the dip this week. going to mon either Tuesday or Wednesday and then tank on actual earning day. I guess buy late Feb or March puts if you missed calls for next week. Their lockout period ends shortly after earnings so there is a good chance it will tank then... unless the fact that lockout was ending was priced in this week already.

Hope everyone took their profits on SNEED before close.

>>28244578
When it moons, it's going to be in the same manner that NOK did, so be careful.

>>27576058

Daring and Courageous Anon. Truly a Masterpiece

>>27087548
*ting* *ting* *ting*

ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS

Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

*ahem*

I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking GME. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand?

>>27032588

*ting* *ting* *ting*

ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS

Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

*ahem*

I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking GME. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand?

*ting* *ting* *ting*

ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS

Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

*ahem*

I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking GME. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand?

*ting* *ting* *ting*

ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS

Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

*ahem*

I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking GME. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand?

*ting* *ting* *ting*

ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS

Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

*ahem*

I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking GME. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand?

*ting* *ting* *ting*

ATTENTION MARKET MAKERS

Yes yes you're all so very clever and devious. But there is just one *little* problem with your plan.

Listen closely...

*ahem*

I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking GME. Not a single one. Ever. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand?

*tink tink tink*

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Excuse me! I have an important announcement to make that requires all of your attention. So please, lend me your ears for now I must make the most important announcement in this board's history.

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