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WARNING
RUG IMMINENT

uh avichads???
what's going on with the graph???

>>57670726
Listen here gorilla nigger. Here is what you're going to do. You are going to take that SOL. All of it. And swap it for eth. All of it. Next you are going to hold until dencun upgrade. Why hold until dencun upgrade? Because 100x cheaper l2 costs and 50% cheaper gas fees. And that is when the bear market truly begins. You see, crypto ETFs have one big problem and that is the volatile transaction fees. But ETFs are going to held all at once, no crypto transactions actually take place, you may say- meaning no gas fees, surely. You say that because you're a nigger monkey. After dencun wall street isn't just going to stop at eth ETFs- we are going to see a multitude of shitcoin-related investor funds made possible by low and/or predictable transaction fees. You will have half in eth and 40% in the most promising token (KNS, of course). 10% I will let you lose on the various jeetcoin scams that are spammed on this dead board non-stop because I'm feeling generous.

You think eth is high now, you've seen nothing yet. Eth will overtake bitcoin by market share on May 20, 2024. Screencap this post.