/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27046690
>I am not the firstborn, but I'm a Nigerian Prince in the main branch of the Royal Family.

>This isn't the exciting phishing scam you're used to hearing jokes about, but you really have no idea how I serious I am.

>My family situation isn't a big deal to average people in the United States, so most of you won't give a shit.

>As much as you Americans like to joke about Nigeria being a shithole country, from a bird's eye view we are a country with a lot of poor people, but also a lot of wealth concentrated in the nobility. We have always had tons of money, and we will always have lots of money.

>In 6 months, none of you will even remember this message, except that (maybe) some of you will see a news article about it being much harder to buy physical gold.

>And not because all the gold is in Fort Knox. But rather because, when you take the world's gold supply as a whole, the Nigerian Royal Family has a grossly outsized share of the total amount of gold.

>I have been reaching out to Americans for a while now, and while most of you think it's funny to receive an e-mail from a Prince, some of you who actually know about the gold industry know that they can clean up on my offer without having to share it with you -- these guys know that I am only offering so much gold, and the more people trying to get a slice of the pie, smaller their individual slices will be.

>Americans never seem to think about why the Internet shills Nigerian Prince e-mails as fake. Or how they have always the perfect answers to make my offer sound too good to be true. Or they tell you that nobody even owns physical gold anymore.

>How do you think the Nigerian Royal Family does its business?

>The power of my family is in its gold. The smart Americans know not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

>If you did not accept my offer for real Nigerian gold 48 hours ago, time is running out. Give me your social security number, and I will give you gold.