/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28376385
>he doesn't know about pussy inspection day

>>27578846
Then it seems like you should stop marinating yourself in butter.

>>24918671
You dare to question/biz?

NVDA pumping

You absolutely do not deserve to, and never will, make it, if you do any of the following:

>people who leave the license plate cover on from the car dealership and think nothing of it
>people who point out how 'celebrity deaths come in threes'
>people who make a joke about spicy bowel movements whenever indian food/mexican food etc. gets mentioned
>people who stand there and use multiple paper towel rips to get their hands 100% dry in a public bathroom before leaving
>people that think they're intellectually superior for being ""above"" making small talk about the weather
>people who don't break down cardboard boxes before putting them in the recycling

please feel free to add to the list. this is a very early draft of mine.

P.S. I also want to include something about women who put something about "appreciating the Oxford comma" in their online dating profiles, but Tinder women are obviously not going to make it anyways

>>15749180
Lick my asshole prick