/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tfw link will break ath and then dump turning into a $3 stable coin
I’m so sick of this bros

>>15926598
How do I make a digital beefarm?
>Sip

>>15919312
never

>>15901019
thanks

>>15894440
high amount perpetual contract fet oaid for shorting in a crab market low leverage gainz mate get crabby ya snib

just swung my entire stack, see you losers back at $1.56 in a few days

bitcoin will never be below 2k ever again. we crab between 3.4k and 15k until 2 years after the halvening *snib*

Crab insider here.
In 1 hour will be pumping the market sideways at a rate of sixty seconds per minute.

You have been warned.

>sideways price action lasts for 2-4 months at a time
>pumps last 8-12 hours. 1 day at most
hehe nothing personnel kid

*snib*

it looks like your little "bull run" is over.
>bitcoin will not go over $12,000 until October
I warned you.
>but do not fear
Bitcoin will go to $50k by end of year.

>t.

>Thomas stumbles on stage
>Recites Sergey's infamous fundamentally speech
>Announces a partnership with a literal who (Think Quark, STP)
>Thomas stumbles off stage
>Team dumps two 700k batches
>Link trades sideways at $2.02 for two more years

>>15000430
>>15000455
>>15000461
>>15000730
*ahem*
snib

>>14838418

Story time /biz/, please gather around.

>decide to go to the economics subplebbit today
>sort by top of all time
>"Bernie wants to eliminate all student debt"
>top comment is something along the lines of how this is actually great news for the economy and how this is a 200iq play and we should all suck jew dick
>go back to trending posts
>"the yield curve has inverted"
>dis gon be good
>first comment is from a 7.0gdp harvard transexual pajeet poster on why this is actually a good thing and totally healthy
>somehow these soibois have convinced themselves the economy is only going up from now on and if it crashes its all because of drumpfs war on apples iphone plantations
>Redpill them on global debt crisis 2 dod Frank's electric boogaloo real quick and leave because no intelligent life to be found
>decide to go where reddits best and brightest must reside, the crypto currency subreddit
>900 thousand subscribers and probably millions of lurkers wtf, realize they must be doing some sort of pump and dump shit
>first post is a PSA that you dont need to buy a full bitcoin
>second post is about how nano is actually good tech
>nothing has more than 1k upvotes
>top post of all time is about how youtubers were forcing people to buy bitconnect and how nobody knew it was a ponzi
>fud chain link real quick by pretending to be a nigger wanting to buy some drugs with it and skrrrt out of there
>final mission to find intelligent /biz/ness men on reddit, wall street bets
>this gotta be gud
>first post is about boomers not knowing shit about tech stocks and how to steal their money in the market
>these my people
>throw in a tip about how you can tell niggers your their 401k manager and they will just give you like 20 bucks because your white if you remind them every once in a while, even though statistically they are going to get shot before they retire
>get called a racist even though im not
>banned
>leave reddit
The end.

bitcoin will not go above $13,000, or below $11,000, until December.

you have been warned.

I am never wrong.

I told you, the sidewaysening has already begun. There is nothing you can do now.

I am not wrong. I am never wrong.

But do not worry.

December will be the absolute end of the sideways price movement.

Vote Yang 2020.

it looks like your little "bull run" is starting to move sideways. see you in six months, volatilityfags

get ready for another 6 months of sideways action

>>14292815
i bought in when it was 3k and i would do so again.

Daily Reminder that this is a Crab Market and BTC Will return to its Mean.

This is my favorite part