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What's the current "I'm satoshi" story, last I heard this boomer is claiming his keys got hacked and he wants courts to force hard forks of all versions of Bitcoin to recover them.

That is clearly a woman

>>26023608
Oh no, welcome to years of litigation ending with a sensible fine. You have obviously not lived in the real world if you think there is any kind of justice for organizations with a bunch of money.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1308506883595153410

Absolutely based, and those comments are pure cancer. No one even considers the college graduation rate for niggers or their low test scores, or anything. Just full brigade mode of hire more black people.
Absolutely pathetic.

>>22711237
The "bridge" as you put it is multisig locking of assets which still requires eth transactions for on and off ramping.
There is no distributed way to do this yet(likely never will be), you have to trust some entity to have the counterparty key and sign the transaction with you when you on/off ramp.
Basically you think all this shit is magic computer money because you are a mongoloid that clicks buttons on Uniswap twice a day and thinks he is a financial genius, but in reality the solution you have such a huge boner for is just basic sharding with centralized asset buckets controlled by chinks of all races.

Chainlink's volume on Bitmex is absolutely pathetic. It is like 20-25 BTC of leveraged Bitcoin every day, prob closer to 5 real BTC.
Is Bitmex finished ?

>>22562981
F5

>>22542471
Then make it more complex faggot.
It is certainly not a utility token so what the fuck is the goal? All you mongs earn your interest then you sell when it is worth more. That is just a ponzi it has no endgame.

What is the exact time Chainlink gets listed on Bitmex tonight?
Is it a midnight thing or something gayer?
I got a stack of BTC deposited I have been waiting to play with.