/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sold my autism stock and now I'm backing Janny.

>>54083089
Up to this point:
>People give bank money for safe keeping
>Bank takes that money and invests it for more money
>Bank's investment goes to shit and has less money than it was given
>Bank tries to raise money so they have previous amount of money
>People notice, get scared, try getting their money from bank
>Uh oh, Bank has no money!
>Bank goes tits up because it has no money
You are now here:
>Other people with money at other banks notice, get scared
What everyone here expects will happen next:
>Other people try getting their money from their banks
>Uh oh, other banks were also doing stuff with their money!
>Other banks go tits up because they don't have money

>expert scammers/retarded idealists/desperate poorfags invent Bottle Of Jenkem That Has A Hole In The Bottom Of It And Leaks Everywhere™
>they then put your home address on a sticker, slap it on the bottle, and drop a printout of a meme into it and sell it to Bottle Of Jenkem That Has A Hole In The Bottom Of It And Leaks Everywhere™ enthusiasts (themselves) as a wash trading scheme
>unsurprisingly, 99.999% of people dont understand the appeal of a Bottle Of Jenkem That Has A Hole In The Bottom Of It And Leaks Everywhere™, nor do they want one
>99.999% of people also react very negatively to the shoehorned prospect of a Bottle Of Jenkem That Has A Hole In The Bottom Of It And Leaks Everywhere™ being used for everything ever
>the prices of Bottles Of Jenkem That Have A Hole In The Bottom Of Them And Leak Everywhere™ crash because they are a terrible idea and nobody wants them
>morons like you, desperate to get rich doing nothing smart or productive, still whinge all over the internet and beg for ways to sell Bottles Of Jenkem That Have A Hole In The Bottom Of Them And Leak Everywhere™

apply for a real job, you dunce

>>52331157

Free gas as in im gonna resell it

Huachicol Cartel Style

>tfw bought stocks and crypto in the crash
>sold cryoto before halving and forgot about stocks
>making a fuckton of money on stocks rn

Its all about the right time, niggers

>>18320533
Sorry your dad sucks man
>Mfw told dad about link and he bought a stack
>Mfw he ended up using some of his 401 gay to get a huge whale stack
>Mfw told dad about /biz/
>Mfw he started shitposting on here and texting me about new assblaster or drunkanon posts

>>17991005
you too sir

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