/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19595602
What happens if everybody crashes at the same time? It wont be one empire rising as another falls, globalization has made everything so interconnected that we are all going down together.

Anyone try it or is it just some guy trying to sell a course?
If you will critique, dont do it in a braindead way. Tell me about what they do (didnt quite understand based on the ad) and why it's bullshit (if it is).

>GNUS up 20% right now
should have bought bros

>>18928119
>mfw the people who were supposed to create the unemployment report have been fired

>>18809289
have I been retarded this hole time???

>its an elon musk tanks the stock market episode

>>18757832
>fed surprise announcement is that the money printer broke and china wont sell us a new one

>>18739305
Post your animal spirit!

Should I hodl USO over the weekend?

>>18604243
post your current animal spirit

>>18601644
>he thinks 0 is the bottom

>tfw autists who said oil would go negative were right

>>18565901
You are the reason we will have another huge credit crisis in a few months.

>>18523581
>girls found the stock sock

>RDHL
NOO
NOOOOOOO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

How do I short joe biden's mental health???

>>18479726
where is everyone going....

>>18477670
No they fired all the people who process the unemployment claims

>30 million unemployed
>GDP down 25% in Q2
>tens of thousands dead
>mass graves being dug in NYC
>Olympics moved to 2021
>All sports canceled
>colleges and schools canceled through summer at a minimum
Gee golly guess everything is back to normal right guys?

Guys! Will my 4/17 SPY $272 puts print?!?!

>>18340864
maybe the market is rational and we are all retarded

This plague and the market collapse is just a joke right, like haha good April fools prank Trump and Xi you got us... Jokes over tomorrow and everything goes back to normal right?

>>18183322
I was planning to buy XOP in about a month and ride it all the way up as OPEC gets it shit together. Seems fucky that it would jump from $8 to $32 in a day with no deal announced.

>>18100701
>workers not working
>economy shrinking
>green arrow going up and to the right
Someone explain the dark magic at work here