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>>56485715
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, if I may have your attention, please.

I regret to inform you that an unfortunate and ghastly incident has transpired this evening. The host of this soirée, Sir OP, has been discovered lifeless in the study. Foul play is suspected, and our celebration has been tragically disrupted.

Authorities have been summoned, and we must cooperate fully with their inquiries. I implore you to remain calm, and please, do not indulge in wild speculation. It is our duty to uphold the decorum and poise befitting our station, even in the face of such a gruesome occurrence.

Tis I, the great Thespian Heronimus arriving with delighted ears and enlightened mind. Unleash the feverish words upon us so that we may gaze through heaven's doors into the universe of wonder anon.

Link is a meme is a meme is a meme is a meme

Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,
Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, the cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling

Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,
Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, the cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling

Ahem,

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,
Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, the cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling