Here’s how my day has gone (so far)
>be me
>wake up at 5am to catch flight back to burgerland from Bahamas
>spend the last two weeks without internet to unwind from the market
>make it thru security and go to terminal bathroom to piss
>check /biz/ catalog for some keks
>see /ourgirl/ dumped on us last week pulling the rug on the devs and investors
>check the price
>fucking obliterated
>instinctually run to gf who has our laptop mid piss
>pee everywhere
>black dude: “what the fuck you doing” in broken English
>dick hanging out of my pants in the lobby
>girlfriend asks why my dick is out
>scream at her to turn on her laptop
>some old bitch yells for security
>security tells me to calm down or miss my flight
>tell black security guard to “fuck off faggot”
>immediately restrained
>escorted off the property
>girlfriend catches flight home without me
>calls me from Florida and tells me she’s not breaking up with me but upset I’m acting irrationally over crypto “again”
>cry a little in my hotel room as I realize I lost 15 ETH to a fucking mcdonalds coin, missed my flight, and have to cut it off with my gf for abandoning me
How’s your day been? :/