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>fat jew had crush on trader coworker
>fat jew sets off to Bahamas
>fat jew has jew connections help him get huge VC funds for stellar exchange rise for crypto trading
>fat jew now willing to reach out to old 25yr old autistic Harry Potter fan crush
>ugly Jew crush of fat Jew ends 19 month trader experience “career” to come to Bahamas to live with fat Jew and work as his CEO of trading arm
>ugly Jew girl and fat Jew organize religious sect like orgies in Bahamas mansion
>all falls apart when scheme ends up not being able to Ponzi any more
>Jew girl says “uh, not my fault”, fat Jew says “sorry, … very sorry, now I’ll play more League”
>both fly off to Israel for large family party

keep up

Do you think criminal fraud is easier for young, incompetent people because they have been tought it is all a game? What if Harry Potter is fictional and their is no Lala fairy land?

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Before joining Alameda as a trader in March 2018, Ellison spent 19 months as a junior trader at Jane Street after graduating from Stanford University with a bachelor's degree in mathematics in 2016. In a podcast two years ago, Ellison explained that Jane Street was her first job out of college. A diehard mathematician and Harry Potter fan born of two economists, Ellison she hadn't wanted to go into trading but "just didn't really know what to do" with her life.

She was persuaded to join Alameda by SBF, who also previously worked for Jane Street. When she quit Jane Street, Ellison said she felt bad for staying such a short amount of time. However, this feeling quickly dissipated when she arrived at Alameda and discovered that she had "kind of more trading experience than a lot of Alameda traders," anyway.