/biz/ - Business & Finance

What are some decently paying jobs that I can get certifications within a month and simply fug off after 6 months
I'm 24, 6 year neet, never gotta gibs and running out of funds. Want something worthwhile to do while the market bleeds its asshole for the next year
Willing to relocate, as well as do physical labour
The warehouse jobs around me are all fucking ass and they pay below $20 CAD,,, imajin physical labour paid in syrup bucks earning next to nothing

>>30257358
Don't think about killing yourself dude. Be happy your still a semi functional part of society with a job. Turn to spirituality not in the classical religious sense necessarily, but find a connection with the almighty. Your still here for a reason. Stop doing drugs or drinking. Find new things to do. You have been given a gift, because you do not fear death the same way as others and live among it, you are free to do anything. Do the things you always wanted to do simply because why not. You have nothing to lose.

>>28924683
I came from pol/k looking for stock info and have found it rather comfy here. I had owned litecoin back in 2017 but didn't get into crypto unfortunately. looking forward to gaining more than a rudimentary understanding of the tech and more knowledge about computer science in general.

is something actually gonna happen in 3 days? what do you think the chances are, and what could it be?

Just visit China. Lots of dystopian new/old/rich/poor cyberpunk vibe.

>>10279232
if it makes you feel any better, I've got a degree and no job for the last 5 months... Gonna give up the career track and just get a retail/service job just so I can continue to afford to pay off my debt. Life isn't too bad anon

I wanna own property in 5 years
>Where is somewhere in the US that shows promise?
>I am 22 now with close to 30k finishing Uni soon. How much longer should I wait?
>Mostly in Stocks rn and a little in crypto (ltc). Should I invest somewhere else?

Bitcoin ATH in 2018? What will it be? Will I be able to retire soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YChQ3KQ_1f4

Everyone go ahead and cash out now. A lot of you will become wealthy this way. Just buy again after the next crash, it will happen whether you sell now or not. Don't lose your money like this.

The big guys have been planning to sell out at 10k since they have been accumulating. People with more than a few coins will make quite a bit of money if they got in early enough.

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Alright biz I'm looking for an apartment and I need some help.

me:
>m 23 atlanta
>20k debt to pay down
>make roughly 60k a year
>own my car outright

option one:
>studio
>1,100 a month
>45 minutes away from work

Option two:
>studio
>1500$
>10-15 minutes away from work

is the amount I save even worth it? I am fine with both areas but would prefer to live closely

>inb4 live with a roommate or someplace cheaper

this city is garbage, I'm just waiting to move once I pay off my debt

once you go homeless, it's fucked right?

might as well break the law and ride free room & board or kill yourself, correct?

I have never bought any cryptocurrencies, and I want a quick & clean guide.