/biz/ - Business & Finance

Haha good one guys, you got me, you can stop now
Why aren't you stopping?

It’s quiet…too quiet

Is something big about to happen?

I don't actually know what any of these assets do and I'm too retarded to understand
All I know is that I made back what I lost 5 months ago and I feel like I'm about to lose it again

>>56673392
Bill Gates did say the next plandemic will get peoples attention this time, unlike the 99.8% covid survival rate

I saw some incest porn on my gfs phone, but never said anything about it or that I even saw it.

She has a brother that she was super close to, in her words. She said he was always super protective of her and would cock block her from getting laid even though she is older than him by a couple years. Does that mean she could've you know...uh?

My bottom ticked QQQ calls are going nowhere. It's not really a bottom tick if it just stays at the bottom. Well, at least it's not going any lower...yet

QQQ will stay in the mid $350's for at least a few days, r-right?

>t-t-this time I really gonna buy the dump

>>56412974
All in? As in every last cent?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT LOOK

>>56393995
You just bottom ticked it perfectly and dodged a bullet. I used to trade right on the line like that as well, but the gamma risk on a 0DTE is nerve wracking as fuck

>>56377549
I collected unemployment for two years one time. At the time I was supposed to apply for two jobs a week, and almost never did. About 14 months into it they called me and audited me, and they picked some random week a few weeks before that as the week I had to prove.

I had to fill out a form showing who I applied with, for what position, what the results were, how far I got in the process, etc along with any prior or correspondence, emails saying I didn't get tht job, who I talked to and all that Info and fax or email it to some black bitch state auditor worker.

By some miracle, that week was the ONLY week I actually applied for two jobs in a single week. I emailed the firm and all evidence and never heard back from them.
TLDR: I really got lucky and dodged a bullet there

>>56376055
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Wait a minute, does it recoover in 10 mins?

>>56349523
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th, and also the day of terror

>>56301717
Somebody just bought 0DTE calls, glad it wasn't me

I'm getting gamma risk nervous now. Why can't I just bag my profits? That greedy lil devil on my left shoulder keeps telling me to ride em out and get more, that fucker

I'm buying short term calls before power hour, who's got the balls (or retarded fluoride damaged brain cells) to join me bros?

>Please list at least 3 professional references not related to you whom you have known at least a year

I've got a bunch of $374 QQQ butterflies $3 wide wings exp today from yesterday at bell. I should be +30% at open. Should I take it or get greedy and go for +200% and squirm with nerve wracking gamma risk for a couple hours while not blinking and chain smoking with anxiety for the thrill of it?

>>55898425
Exp today?

>>55891936
>i got deepthroated
You mean you got a deepthroat by her, right?

>>55865654
The day ain't over quite yet

>>55861853