/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50436892
VERY based poster here

>>49397114
T-thanks for the tips

Thanks for filling my bags

I miss him so much bros, it fucking hurts

>career-track federal employee

>be me
>32 years old
>never worked a single day in my life
>every time I tell people my age they react like
>"Really? I thought you were 21-22"
>looked at old friends that work as wagies, they all looks like they're 45 years old

Long story short.
If you work you die

My NEET ways will come to an end next week. As I will no longer have time to monitor the markets, I must choose an investing strategy now.

Do I #yolo blue chips and risk making the wrong bets?
Do I cuck out and pay fees for average results i.e. ETFs?

If I'm forced to become a 401k boomer I ideally want cash flow out of it.

I know a legitimately autistic guy who has worked at walmart for years since high school. Just how

Dontsexualize theNEET!