/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29221833
>religion vibes
>sell signal
Me: <Opens LINK folder>

>>10993598
Please Photoshop a spider behind sergeys head to make it official its a ponzi like ETH

>>10696438
Sergey is The Chosen One

Hello,
I am a deluded linkie. Since September 2017 my life has gone to shit. I am now homeless. My relationships have been ruined, I've been let go of my job, and the only thing I eat is Big Macs. I am now cleaning the bathrooms at McDonalds but struggle on the job. All I can think about is getting more LINK. I want my old life back. I don't know if I can keep going like this. How are you, linkies?

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>>7281304
nice

>>6803287
Ah welcome. I see you have joined us. Have you set up your MEw yet to purchase your LINK? I would be happy to help you.
Praise kek and his prophet Sergey!
I think you will like it here anon.

>>6483991
HODL!

>>5657243
It is the Holy Trinity of utility tokens.
Praise kek for this gift and praise his prophet Sergey!

>>5403051
decentralised and adaptable.
Anything centralised is for globalists.
It can work on any chain and with any other network. It is a self-reliant system and needs nothing other than its oracles. It is the universal smart contract system that is not reliant on anything other than itself and its entire network is dedicated to smart contracts. It is a specialist.

Think of it this way, a villain in a movie has lots of henchmen but still hires a specialist to do an assassination job. Specialists are always the best at what they do and always in high demand. LINK is the premier smart contract provider and will be contracted for work by huge multinationals to smaller blockchains. He has held the smart contract web address for nearly a decade. He has been planning this and knows what he is doing.

Sergey is love, Sergey is life.

you guys have fucking lost it

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bch-ii8l3jZ/

>What will win the race
>Bitcoin will win

This smug motherfucker just FUDDED HIS OWN PRODUCT. His confidence cannot be topped. Lead us to the promised land...I have faith in you.

FOR THE PATH TO RIGHTEOUSNESS IS NARROW AND THERE WILL ME MANY WHO WILL DECEIVE YOU

LIKE THIS MAN

DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS

INVEST IN SUPERCOMPUTES

THEY WILL BE IN EVERY CITY

What would Sergey have to do at SIBOS to make LINK's price to plummet under $0.13

GET IN HERE I FOUND AN OLD SERGEY REDDIT THREAD WHERE HE ACTUALLY TALKS TO THE COMMONERS AND NOTICES PEOPLE LOOOOOOOOOOOK

https://www.reddit.com/r/ethtrader/comments/6lg6kr/swift_completes_smart_contracts_trial_with/

Write passages from the Chainlink bible

1 Oracles 3

"Lord Sergey! Lord Sergey! LINK's price is falling! Will this token ever have any value?" his followers cried.

"Oh ye of little faith," Lord Sergey said to them. "Some buy and believe for a short time, then leave us. They know not what is in store."

"What awaits us?" his followers asked.

"You will know more on the day of Sibos," Lord Sergey said. "You have been granted time to accumulate. Use it wisely." He begins to walk away. He pauses, then says, "Many will try to hodl things. But those who do not understand what those things stand for...they will have weak hands."

The followers who heard this and hodled had perfect bowel movements for the rest of their lives. Somehow the news spread and they were recognized as the "Brown Elite." They also enjoyed lambos, women, and exotic vacations that never ended. All praise and glory to Lord Sergey.