/biz/ - Business & Finance

2018 february my destkop wallet got hacked, 50k usd worth of cryptos gone. all i was left was breadcrumbs in my bank account. I was browsing /biz/ while suicidal and saw a thread with this blue cube, the community seemed passionate and autistic, it was almost exact like minecraft thread on /v/ before it became billion dollar vidya. I bought 5k links with my last money. I was right. The only reason im gonna be rich because i wasted my life on 4chan and learned meme language and to read through 16 layers of irony. Thank you people, all roads lead somewhere, and i guess browsing 4chan wasnt the worst road to take after all.

this guy though
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>>14164888

Reminder to steel yourself from wanting to brag and tell others (including family) about your wealth. It's only going to cause problems in the long run.

>>14132113
this is /link/ faggot, get in or GET OUT

>>14129832
Last chance to buy before $1000

strap in boys

>>13962308
Just keep eating them

>>13861087
I put it all into LINK

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAH Serger scammed you virgins so hard AHAHAHAHA
>muh blogpost next week
>muh mainnet release
Guess what faggots, on the day that 'mainnet' will be released you get your blog post. Its just pictures of Sergey eating big macs AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Once again /biz/ gets scammed. Laughing out loud!

Reminder to steel yourself from wanting to brag and tell others (including family) about your wealth. It's only going to cause problems in the long run.

>>13810365
he's a big guy

Reminder to steel yourself from wanting to brag and tell others (including family) about your wealth. It's only going to cause problems in the long run.

Reminder to steel yourself from wanting to brag and tell others (including family) about your wealth. It's only going to cause problems in the long run.

Reminder to steel yourself from wanting to brag and tell others (including family) about your wealth. It's only going to cause problems in the long run.

Who else here is waiting for the sea of Pink Wojaks when BTC dumps to $2k and Linkies fuck up yet another opportunity to take a profit and run?

>>13617568
>same shirt
>same speech
>+10 lbs

>>13585596

>>13575955
hory chit

girl has a boyfriend

kisses me on a cheek when saying goodbye

what mean

Not a bad idea.

Chinks need trustless contracts more than any other race, the entire lot is nothing but backstabbing scammers

>>12826014
Based Sergey transforms into the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

Here's the truth: adlyn and Sergey will arrive at swift hq at 9am this coming Monday. They will set up a stand in the parking lot and give link away along with free shirts and stickers. Sergey had adlyn write a cute sign because she spells things wrong anyway and it looks better that way: like a retarded child selling lemonade. Sergey always plays to people's strengths that's why he's so good at scamming people. Slav magic has nothing to do with it; Sergey's just good at reading people. Rory will bake cookies to get people's attention while announcing, with his booming Texas accent, "free cookies and link". Adlyn will then run around with a microphone and Sergey will answer questions like "why are you here", "what is this", and "I thought you just made us a poc and that was the end of our relationship".

>>12825063
>Listen, I genuinely care
Kek
>Imagine what would happen to Chainlink, if (((they))) somehow successfully managed to round up whales that are dumb as they are large, and lead them to slaughter?
Thomas already has the names and addresses of the neets that fud his work. Those neets sold their souls for a free chainlink shirt.