/biz/ - Business & Finance

The minimum amount to make it is 10k Link, it's recommended to have 20k Link or more, end of discussion.
Expect Link be around 50 to 75$ in the upcoming bull run.

All Linklets won't make it, but you'll still have some nice money.

i.. i was supposed to be rich by now..

what happened brothers?

Bloody hell, link $1000 eoy

Bump for awareness

srs

>>16180048
Why the fuck don't they use the latest picture

I was there at the conference when Sergey presented

At one point one of the attendees called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we never saw his facial expressions, but the jerking of his arms and jiggling of his head as he ripped the magazines suggested he was apoplectic with rage. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Witnet in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after the stupid Witnet Moustache guy left due to being frustrated from the harsh btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this time, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his mouth with his hand, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks

>>16092349
I was there at the conference when Sergey presented

At one point one of the attendees called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we never saw his facial expressions, but the jerking of his arms and jiggling of his head as he ripped the magazines suggested he was apoplectic with rage. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Oraclize in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after the Oraclize guy left due to being frustrated from the harsh btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this time, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his mouth with his hand, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks

But when will it be implemented?

FEE, FI, FO, FUM! SMELLY IS THE SKELLY OF ETHEREUM!

>>15981177
Check'ed & blessed

We all knew devcon was going to be yet another nothingburger. Since we all sold the top, what's the next x10 coin?

>>15850322
Dubs confirm. The conference has a name.

>>15591164

>>15126339
Imagine rubbing your hands over Sergey's gargantuan frame, then him taking control and forcing his massive, thick throbbing member into your boi pussi, while Adelyn mows on his taint.

Feeling Sergey's thrusting get increasingly frantic before one final heave as he bellows "LINK $1000 END OF YEAR" and spurts load after load of cum deep inside you.

>>15109699
Monero is the only coin besides LINK that I would consider holding.

Guys... what if we support

SERGEY FOR PRESIDENT

Link HAS to moon if that happens!

SERGEY 2020

>>14978218
That doesn't look too bad. At least better than Sergey's semi-random 700K sells. You guys know that number is a "fuck you" to /biz for creating and spamming images like pic related, right? Maybe think about that before anyone commissions any deep-fakes of Gisem or whatever her name is.

i just need one more 50% pump to quit my job

when?

>>14515613
Here's the original. Hats off to this linkmarine

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>>14468402
i dont know which side i fit on so its probably the left
my linky stays super stinky $1000 EOY!

>>14454619
Just realized dubs are "88".

>>14428471