/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49803480
>spend hours searching for shirt
>buy for 5$
>sell for 7$
>profit 2$/8hrs
>but mister, shirt doesn’t fit
>returned -5$, plus mysterious stain

>be me
>massive autism
>find trad foreign wife
>fuck like rabbits
>ffw 20 years:
>wife barely works
>wife spends money on shit
>has literal zero savings
>constantly buys worthless shit that no one wants even if she gave it away
>”b-b-but muh feelings”
>gained 70lbs cuz “where you gonna go, bitch? You can’t go shit or get divorce raped with monster vagina cock.”
>MONSTER VAGINAAAAAA COOOOOOCKKKKKK!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>farts everywhere
>shits so loud 4 sometimes 5 times a day
>”at least it’s coming out, ya little bitch. What, you want me to hold it in???? Now watch me spend money on worthless Amazon shit so I can credit card bonus for more worthless Amazon shit, ya bitch!”


Fuck, anons….I didn’t know married with children was real.

>>49534735
Shoes, pants, shirts, necklaces, all require different sizes. If you like having 4-8 bosses for each type/style, go ahead. I’d rather stick with one size fits all like belt buckles, earrings, even collectibles. Fuck that “imma size 15 but fit me in a size small”.