/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22179037
>You been seeing the weird zerohedge articles about the mysterious gamma buyers?
no I know nothing about it and honestly I still haven't learned my greeks and don't understand that, or VIX.

Really want to buy more UVXY and TQQQ though... I believe Sept. will be rough.

>>13867647
>tfw unironically jewish
s-stop memeing on me, I didn't choose this MPB large nose.

I wish I had those thick dark eyebrows, shit is high-T aesthetic.

>>13869539
Is there anything like this for men? There's opposing theories on this, I'd like to know if any studies have worked it out.

Also, ofc correlation ≠ causation, we don't know why these women have multiple/few partners. Could be that they live in very low population areas so there aren't many options for partners, thus very few options to "upgrade" as well.

Goyim have it easy, you just go to church and bing bang boom you marry the traditional virgin blonde who contributes to the bakesale and maybe the choir.

>>13176639
I dumped it for my first realized loss last week. Hurts but I couldn't do the slow bleed.

>>13176615
> seekingarrangements
Interesting... but so old that I wonder if it's just honeypots now. I'd like to party with a stacy and have her help me pick out new clothes and shit. Get a better insight into how they think and how they fuck.
>I'm a FAANG SDE
>SDE = seller’s discretionary earnings
You what?

>>13175524
>cosplay gf
based
>in my japanese language courses
I would try cons instead. I miss jap class tbqh.

If FIZZ opens in the red tomorrow, I'm fucking buying it and betting it turns around through the next quarter, and maybe gets a new CEO.

If BA opens in the red tomorrow, I'm buying and fucking hodling through thick and thin.

Also gonna keep eying Altria and Disney.