/biz/ - Business & Finance

What are some non-demeaning wagie jobs?

>>53203568
huehuehue, sav'd

>>23913029
incredibly gay take on an incredible biz meme. the left truly can't meme.

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>>14522892
maybe you just stop being a whiny bitch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlwlqLAzzrI

>>12608463

The number of losers on here who pump crypto as an inevitable replacement to fiat post-crash are hilarious.

>Holding digital currency as a hedge against potential simultaneous failure of all fiat markets
>success depends on all major electrical grids, telecommunications satallite networks, intercontinental fibre optic networks, and Internet infrastructure somehow staying online through a complete market collapse
>unironically thinking this is a good plan

Wew lad.

My gf is pregnant.

This is actually the second time; last year it happened and we got an abortion. However I was dumb enough to not wear condoms after that, so here we are again and she wants to keep it. Desu I kinda think I do too.

I am close to broke and have no job, but do have 2 engineering degrees and have become a not-half-fucking-bad trader. Should I become a dad? (Assuming by the time it happens I’ll have gotten a job and saved up some dosh?) also, should I marry her or NOT marry her, for any particular reason? She is a keeper, at least as far as I’ve determined up till now.

>reporting anyone ever

>>12271397
there's also tripfags arguing with each other and movie night on Saturday

/smg/ edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>12236015
i got a book on ohio and a couple of gold coins
i gotta go to work tomorrow and all my micron is at the lowest point it feasibly can be

best christmas present would be more hours at work desu senpai

>>10217030
Ameritrade is an amazing broker that seeks to educate people about the many ways to invest and help their customers invest wisely; they're very nice as a learning platform. but the 7-9 dollar trades are outrageous.
I remember as a 17 year old high schooler; I called TD and they made me a deal for 50 free trades as long as I deposited 200 bucks. Good deal, good platform.

But robinhood's free, so lol

>>8775143
Market Pupper, Give me gains!