/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://youtu.be/o-I8bB3K07c
I SOLD MY SHORT SHARES ON YOUR MARKET LAST NIGHT
(I LIKE THE STOCK)
I KEPT MY FUND'S LIGHTS ON AROUND MIDNIGHT
(I LIKE THE STOCK)
OH SOMETHIN'S TELLIN ME BOY, YOU'VE BEEN BUYING MORE
AND WHEN I SHORT SELL, OH YOUR HANDS WILL BE SORE

OH IVE GOT A PILE OF BORROWED GAMESTOP AND SOME MARKET MAKER FRIENDS
IVE GOT A LOVELY FRESH NEW DIAPER AND SOME DEER PORN IVE BEEN SENT
AND WHEN WE AVOID MARGIN CALL WE HOLD EACH OTHER'S HANDS
WE ARE THE SHORTIN HEDGIES AND WE'RE CLOSE TO GETTING V&
>see you faggots next tuesday when these ~2,000 shares settle so I can DRS them to book entry

WEE LITTLE KENNETH C. GRIFFIN
WAS A SHADY, SHORT-SELLING WHORE
HE THOUGHT THE GME PRICE, WOULD SURELY HIT THE FLOOR
HE SCORNED THE RETAIL HOLDERS, IN THE PESKY FORUM THREADS
AND HE THOUGHT THAT HE COULD NAKED SHORT UNTIL THE STOCK WAS DEAD
HE THOUGHT THAT HE COULD NAKED SHORT UNTIL THE STOCK WAS DEAD

ONE DAY HE TOOK A BILLION SHARES AND HE WALKED TO THE EXCHANGE
HE WAS MUTTERING "BLACK LIVES MATTA" AND HUMMING HAT-IK-VAH
HE SOLD THE SHARES AT OPEN TO ANNOY THE APES THAT HOLD
HE TOOK HIS JEWISH PROFITS OUT AND THEN HE STARTED HOME
HE TOOK HIS JEWISH PROFITS OUT AND THEN HE STARTED HOME

NEXT NIGHT THEY HAD A MITZVAH AT HIS LOCAL SYNAGOGUE
WEE GRIFFIN TOOK HIS TICKER THERE TO WATCH HIS PROFIT SOAR
HE THOUGHT HIS MARKET MAKERS WOULD MAKE SURE THEY WERE HIGH
BUT WHEN THE MARKETS OPENED UP HE NEARLY LOST HIS MIND
BUT WHEN THE MARKETS OPENED UP HE NEARLY LOST HIS MIND

THIS NEARLY BANKRUPT PENNY STOCK WAS A GAMER TO THE CORE
IT SHOWED ITS HOLDERS PROFIT THAT THEY'D NEVER SEEN BEFORE
FOR NECKBEARD BAGS OR HEDGIE SHORTS IT DID NOT GIVE A TOSS
IT TOOK 'WAY KENNETHS PROFITS 'TILL GABE CRIED "MUH HOLOCAUST"!
IT TOOK 'WAY KENNETHS PROFITS 'TILL GABE CRIED "MUH HOLOCAUST"!

OH THE BANKS WERE PLAIN DEMENTED
TO THE MARGIN HE WAS CALLED
THEY MADE KENNETH BUY HIS FTDS UNTIL HE WENT BANKRUPT
THEY CALLED THE DTCC, TO COVER THEIR GREAT LOSS
AND THEY PAID THOSE NECKBEARD HOLDERS WHILE KEN LOOKED FOR A NEW JOB
THEY PAID THOSE NECKBEARD HOLDERS WHILE KEN LOOKED FOR A NEW JOB

THERE'S A MORAL TO THIS STORY
WHAT IT IS I CANNOT SAY
MAYBE IT'S THE ANCIENT VERSE "CRIME IT WILL NOT PAY"
IF YOU ASK WEE GABE AND KENNY, THEY'D SAY "OH, CRIME BE BLOWED!"
IF YOU WANT TO SHORT A PENNY STOCK MAKE SURE THAT FOLKS WONT HOLD
IF YOU WANT TO SHORT A PENNY STOCK MAKE SURE.
THAT.
FOLKS.
WONT.
HOLD!

Fuck you, suck my balls, pay me. Goodnight sweet princes of tomorrow - I will miss you all.

I WAS BORN IN A GAMESTOP STORE
WHERE USED GAMES COVERED THE FLOOR
AND THE LOVIN HEDGIE SHORTS THEY TRAMPED ALL OVER US
AND EVERY MARKET CLOSE
WITH MY FELLOW GME BROS
THEY'D INVITE THE HOLDERS OUTSIDE FOR THIS CHORUS

COME OUT YE HEDGIE FAGS
COME OUT AND BUY OUR PRICELESS BAGS
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU BOUGHT YACHTS IN SARASOOOTA
TELL HER HOW THE GAMESTOP APES
LEFT YOU BLED OUT DRY AND RAPED
FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY DILDOS OF THE MOASS

>>51098051
There's close to a million """active users""" on superstonk, and that number is probably closer to a few hundred thousand. If you count everyone they told about it that actually bought in and understands everything to anywhere near the degree the average /GME/ general poster or DD writer does you're talking about maybe 1.5 million people. If I'm being extremely generous I'd say a third of that number gets one or multiple shares sold for a million or better. It's possible, it will happen, but being a pedantic fuckhead as I am it's worth pointing out that anyone that assumed every single share they bought will be sold for millions is an idiot - and of those idiots, there might be a quarter of them that actually have the balls and grit to see it through.
>>51098075
Infinity is a big number, not just for you, and it will be extremely painful. I'll see you there. Most everyone else in on this will not, and fuck ya muddah for saying I glow like that other disingenuous faggot.

>>51074321
>too close to average
KEK KEKKIES! My average is 23$, you got a long fuckin ways to go to get there, and not enough dick or balls to do it. You keep running your mouth but ain't doing shit, all bark no bite like always. Threadly reminder you fags said it's be at 5$ equivalent TWO YEARS AGO. It's 6x that and some fuckin change. Do better.

>777
The thesis is true because fags like you show up here every day, holidays included, to shill and script digits. Literally your death and lack of posts here would go farther to me selling than anything else, long $ROPE jogger.

https://youtu.be/o-I8bB3K07c
I SOLD MY SHORT SHARES ON YOUR MARKET LAST NIGHT
(I LIKE THE STOCK)
I KEPT MY FUND'S LIGHTS ON AROUND MIDNIGHT
(I LIKE THE STOCK)
OH SOMETHIN'S TELLIN ME BOY, YOU'VE BEEN BUYING MORE
AND WHEN I SHORT SELL, OH YOUR HANDS WILL BE SORE

OH IVE GOT A PILE OF BORROWED GAMESTOP AND SOME MARKET MAKER FRIENDS
IVE GOT A LOVELY FRESH NEW DIAPER AND SOME DEER PORN IVE BEEN SENT
AND WHEN WE AVOID MARGIN CALL WE HOLD EACH OTHER'S HANDS
WE ARE THE SHORTIN HEDGIES AND WE'RE CLOSE TO GETTING V&