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What is the greatest oc to ever come from /biz/

Can someone explain why this shit is posted here constantly?

I got really stressed out into the run up to my finals cause I didn't have one lined up, applied to 3 (tutoring, £25 an hour, account manager, £45k a year, manager trainee, £35k a year) and got all of them and got a load of phone calls wanting me to interview.

I can only assume everyone here either didn't go to university or went to a shit one and did no internships. I remember getting a minimum wage job was near impossible but getting a proper one was honestly effortless

Name a better job which doesn't require a degree

>£150+ per day, usually do one week on one week off, ends up at about £30k a year
>if you do full time make £60k and don't have to pay housing, council tax, bills etc and you can easily save £40k a year
>usually only actually work about 6 hours a day rest spent just lazing around on ipad, and when you do work it isn't physically demanding like shelf stacking or construction
>often care for people under 40 so isn't even boring can joke around most the day
Cons
>basically no prestige
>can be slightly disgusting

I know 4chan recommends meme shit like security guard but this is legit such a better way to go if you don't have a degree. Doing it so I have a shit tonne of money for luxury life while doing GEM, but I would genuinely enjoy doing this rest of my life.

Why aren't you all in on zil?

Hear me out. If you're a loser, this is not the case obviously not the case. However let's consider normal people where it's not even close.

However basically the only thing men are attracted to are looks, which are largely genetic and disappear after 10 years max.

Want to make yourself more attractive to women?
Work out, get a great education get a good career going, get a house, get rich and probably the 2 biggest practise confidence and being entertaining

Basically, if you're a loser being female is obviously better but if you have a slight bit if motivation being male is by far the superior option. I am eternally grateful for experiencing this life on the easiest possible mode, white male in a first world country. Change my view virgins

I'm in the uk, living fully alone for 5k a year. Seriously what do normies spend it on?

Accommodation in a shared house is £70, food is 20, bills 15. Gaming, movies, tv shows, general work all covered by a £500 gaming pc and piracy.

>born into shitty low class family
>work very hard in school, go to very famous uni
>all money and maxed out student loan into bitcoin
>peak at 500k at 20
>it's important to emphasise here my life costs 5k a year, I have no expensive tastes at all
>suddenly start feeling huge amounts of pressure to excel even more
>start making friends with people solely for status
>stop having casual sex/dating to look for an "equal partner"
>start feeling extreme pressure to pay for the best private schools when I have kids, get them to the best unis and best jobs
>lost all but 100k, more then 99 percent of people my age but still vaguely normal
>LITERALLY do not care what happens, if BTC goes to 1 mill or 0 I do not care, I will work the same job and cause of how cheap my lifestyle is have "unlimited" money
>Might just give it all away if BTC reaches 1 mil lol
>Started using tinder again, seeing a slapper from the council estate tonight
>Only spending time with people I actually like
>No more pathetic bitterness and envy from everyone

This is not cope and I never would have imagined typing this. It was just too much moving up the classes so quickly and I couldn't take it.

If I worked at McDonald's sure I'd want to kill myself, but I don't. I should hopefully start a PhD in a few years and go into a job I love. And I will be happy, which is something I care far, far more then being admired by everyone.

>300k at 20 and studying at Princeton
>spend the night playing pubg on my i5 2500 gtx 670 dinosaur PC I can't be bothered to replace and calling my squad racial slurs

>>11591706
Nah. Can you see it happens about a year in?

The main give away this meme is just a meme is cause of how the republicans States are so much poorer

>your networth
>would you fuck your sister?

Honestly I've done this. Made a LinkedIn account the day I got accepted into Cambridge, put it on there, looked up a few people I disliked (note LinkedIn shows who looked at your profile) and many others too make it look like I was looking at everyone.

I'd never admit to it but I think everyone does it. What do you think university shirts are for? Or fancy cars? We all know....

>>1140387
As simply as possible:

>21
Are they at a good uni?

>30
Do they own a house AND seem satisfied with job?

>50
Capable of retiring if they want

>>11281220
I think it's worth it. There are other ways of getting the prestige but they're much harder, degree is easily the cheapest and safest way of getting status.

Also if you ever run out of money it's pretty much mandatory for most decent jobs.

I've got 10 btc and have accepted I'll be able to retire in 5 years but want to actually be respectable instead of new money trash

Post your HS class rank and biggest hold.

>IQ
Yeah only brainlets even bother getting tested.

Valedictorian
bitcoin core and cash in equal amounts

5:30, cause I'm not an incompetent child.

>1/100 chance for being world dictator + 100 trillion dollars
>10/100 chance of 1 billion dollars
>100/100 chance of 10 million dollars

>6'6"
>say I'm 6'2" to make everyone look like insecure liers