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I'm surprised no one has made any Jerome Powell images with the new AI stuff. I'd be curious what a better interpretation of this looks like

>>56295523
It's gonna be a victory lap, to promote the success of Bidenomics
Unfortunately... jobs data being good means the economy is still too hot and the Fed will have to raise rates even more!
We're still fucked!

>>55495355
Why is her butt red? Has JPow been slapping her?

Powell never folds

>>53972596
I think people are just now realizing that "no landing" is incredibly bearish. JPowell will just hike and hike, mercilessly, without end.

It turns out he was on Team Unreal Mumu the whole time

>>53403435
BAM BA LAM

>>53360445
fed speakers all indicating 25bps

>>53331996
https://asianews.network/omicron-seasonal-flu-have-similar-mortality-rates-among-people-80-or-older/

And remember, Jerome's a sprightly 69 (his 70th birthday is on February 4th).

>According to the data, when the BA-5 omicron variant was spreading rapidly in July and August, 0.01% of infections developed into severe cases among people under 60 years old, compared to 0.26% of cases among people aged 60 to 79.

>Omicron’s mortality rate was essentially zero for people under 60 and 0.18% for those aged 60 to 79, putting it very close to the seasonal flu’s mortality rate of 0.01% for people under 60 and 0.19% for those aged 60 to 79.

>>53232076
Be glad he doesn't want us to do it with $100 ones.

>>53135186
UNSTOPPABLE

>>52849743
crab until FOMC then dump
screencap this
niggers
YOU THINK JPOW IS YOUR FRIEND
HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

>>52793426
>M-M-MEGA KILL

>>52391238
Until Jerome speaks again

jpow pwned us

>>51661075

Someone needs to stop this man

>>51550983
ladies and gentleman, black trans women unemployment....
>crowd cheers and claps, DOW 40k
has gone up
>DOW 25k Biden to promise mo money fo dem programs

What the fuck was his problem?

Plot twist: Jerome was on team Mumu the whole time!

>>50336337
150 mega kill

I wonder how much it would cost to hire Jerome to just come to my house and beat me to death with a giant wrench?

>>49960655
>JPow has blinked
When did he actually blink though? I mean... the markets are moving as if he has, I can see that, but what did he do or say during the hearings to indicate 'a blink'? I'm thinking he'll come back even harder to make sure the world knows he didn't blink, and doesn't blink at all
Look at his eyes

>>49653832
You're just another headshot to him