/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29803602
>Have a bunch of poland spring water, ramen, and other dry goods stored away in case anything happens to it
>Check it a few months later
>See all the water and most of the food is gone
>MFW it turns out my roommate was eating it the entire time because they thought it was "community food" even though it was hidden underneath a staircase
That fag is lucky I noticed before anything went down. If a boogaloo happened and I found out the emergency stash of food was eaten by my piggo roommate I'd turn them into the emergency stash.

Why the fuck did it drop so hard today? What happened? Why is everyone a demoralized doomer waiting for death now? The shorting bots get restricted and then we suddenly die? Are you guys telling me the shorting bots were actually the only thing keeping this going? What the actual fuck went down?

Robinhood might've become financially insolvent because of the past few days and because they're run by actual chimps. Between that and the fact that they're betraying their userbase as hard as possible to please their kike overlords, a lot of people are starting to suspect that they're going to pull the rug out from under everyone right before the big squeeze and liquidate all assets at an extreme loss right before declaring bankruptcy and fucking off to Timbuktu. And why wouldn't they? Their company is fucked after this week. Everyone is planning on cutting and running and every politician and zodiac killer is gunning for their CEO's cock on the chopping block. They could either just roll over and get beat down over the course of a year or so as their assets slowly whittle away and everyone spits on them or they could just financially ruin everyone and try salvaging as many "assets" as possible as they're doing their scorched earth maneuver. The choice is obvious even to me, and I'm not even a jew. So now my options are to pay $75 to rush an asset transfer to Fidelity that'd take up to a week and hope it goes through right before the biggest stock exchange of the decade while their servers and workers are the most bogged down they've ever been or buy a bible and start praying that they have a shred of human decency left in them and that they won't financially cripple everyone just as one final "fuck you" to us for trying to play Calvinball with them. What a disaster.

>>27109272
>Transferring might take so long that I miss out on the squeeze
>If I don't transfer I might get liquidated and lose all my assets anyways
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! THIS IS SUCH A LOSE/LOSE SCENARIO!

This steady ride we’ve been on today so far suggests they could very well be waiting for an hour or so before closing bell to start their short ladder attack. A good chunk of their put options of $115 expire today, and if they can tank the price share below that, it’ll be a MAJOR victory for them. The only way this will happen is if we sell our shares. They’re betting we will see this fabricated plummet and sell our shares, enabling them to buy them up and strengthen their dying breaths, giving them one more week to avoid the deathblow. We are going to destroy these little maggots.

FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ROUTINELY FUCK ME OVER?!

>>26625335
>Find out about the GME train very late
>Buy 3 stocks at $82
>Realize this train is bigger than I thought
>Buy 4 more at $120
>Realize that this is my chance to climb out of borderline poverty
>Go to dump 4k into Robinhood and go all in
>Maximum number of daily deposits reached :^)
FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD! I better be able to make deposits before 9:30 tomorrow or else I just got screwed out of thousands. Yeah going all in at $220 is gonna blow, but it's better than missing the train completely. I'm still assblasted my fear of failure and Robinhood's scam protection just made it so I'm going to make 50% less than what I would've made, assuming I manage to cash in tomorrow.