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Hello there everybody, this is the story of how PND saved my life,
I was a newcomer to the cryptocurrency scene back in November. I had known about the bitcoins since it was a dollar but I suspected it was a ponzi scheme and so stayed away. When I saw the bitcoins rise to $1200 I realized I had made mistakes. I thought I should mine litecoins, but found out with my knew graphics card, a DCUII 280x, that I would only make LTC every 2 days. So I mined the dogecoins. I made lots of dogecoins and was happy. Then I was on /g/ and saw a man named wolong who pumped dogecoin. This made me happy first. Then I found out he dumps. This made me angry at firsts. Then /g/ was going to do something so I was happy. Wolong was going to make a coin with only intent to make money. It was Pandacoin PANDA and it was made to rob MollyMachine. amDOGE made PND to foil wolong and so I mined PND. I made millions. It was around this time that I first masterbated. At 22 years of age, I was maybe late. Anyways, before this time I had planned to kill myself because I had no job and was going to be kicked out of my home. Everything changed when I started mining Panda coins (PND). My mom changed here mined and I am still in her basement. Now I have over $3000 in PND and it's only going up.
Long story short I was going to lite myself on fire with gasoline only a few months ago and PND saved me. So now you know why you should buy PND (it is pos now).
If you are interested, the reason I was finally able to masterbate was because I had had a fungal infection to my foreskin for a while and it always hurt to rub my penis. I eventually realized this was not normal and my yeast infestion was cured with medicine. It is not that I am some loser even though I am a virgin. I am not interested in sex. Thank you for your time.