/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26388366
Viruses are about as predictable as a mixed bag of stocks or shitcoins. This whole pandemic has been about minimizing losses, the US chose economy over lives and is getting buttfucked worse than the most population dense countries in the world with third world infrastructures like India. How do you merifats fuck up this badly? Holy fuck you're truly too stupid to survive.

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sell it all at a loss, again
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>except college snowflake
>she calls cops for sexual harassment
>go outside
>cops roll up to investigate
>"POLICE, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK"
>get shot for not complying with a game of twister
>cops claim self defense
>250k heatlhcare bill
>mfw

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>mfw

>>9170225
chinks will dominate the 21st century u mad? meanwhile your 56% daughter rides bbc as your civilization becomes a giant airport for the 3rd world. sit down and be humble.

>>9097314
>>/pol/

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 10lbs bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>get shot by cop
>cop claims self defence
>everyone claps
>200k medical bill
>tip 10% to israel
>mfw

>PAY YOR TACKSES OR THE EYE ARE ESS WILL FUCK YU IN THE BUTT HOLE WIVOUT A COM DOM.

>>8727520
>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on a 10 pound bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sell it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps

>>8679605
go check the replies i made with this id. i told anon to fuck her dumbshit

>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sells it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>mfw

>votes kike representatives into congress
>kike cartel of kike media and kike congress FUD the market into the ground
>obediant mutts panic sell upon waking up like clockwork, charts dont lie

I unironically can't wait untill your shithole of a country plummets into third world status, don't be deluded by how powerful your military is. once (((they))) are done hollowing out the USA your borrowed time will expire and we can finally welcome our asian overlords.

ITT we post mutts

I always find the best gems when /biz/ fuds a coin because most people here unironically hate money. Payfair is such a steal at this price, got my node at $600 during the dip. so fucking comfi.

Can't let the mutts shit the bed as usual right?

>wakes up
>-0.5%
>instantly liquidates in hamburgers

>>7416806

Livestream of the SEC: https://www.banking.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/hearings?ID=D8EC44B1-F141-4778-A042-584E0F3B9D39

Prepare fora huge sell off because this shithole of a country has been run by kikes for a long time.

I'm 100% certain another FUD news cycle will follow and it will be the nail of the coffin of crypto for atleast a year.

Holy shit I cant wait for the kikes to hollow out this shithole untill your nation finally plummets to the 3rd world levels right where it belongs.

So we can finally welcome our chinese overlords.

>>7375108