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don't romanticize death. round the corner you will also find yours. take 3 steps away from the situation and look at it from afar. everything dies, the amount of death right now, fair and unfair, happening in the world is overwhelming. you will remember him forever, cry as much as you have to cry, then after you finish, face life again. don't become an alcoholic out of self-pity. dying already sucks... now turn my brother into a depressed drunk because I died accidentally? this is what nobody deserves

Buy a parrot and teach him phrases with the N word

Take him for a walk at a very busy place

All girls will pay attention and you will see at last that all you ever needed was to hate woman so much till it became unreal