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>Buy bitcoin at your local grocery store
Game over. Why haven't you pulled out yet?

>>18297535
Stop in a liquor boss and deposit your welfare check into Crypto today! Watch it grow! Now that's investment! YOU'RE Bitcoin, YOU'RE way! Stop into your local 7-11 or liquor store today and get 2 free lucky miner scratcher tickets! Get 0.0000000000423ths of a bit coin free when you buy any 2 mountain dew or mountain dew code red bottles! Limited time offer some restrictions may apply.

Crypto to headless stock market. More of a zombie than AMC stock. Why is BTC going up? Someone is buying! Why are they buying? Because maybe more people will buy it and I can sell it before the final dump!

Do I want to use it as a currency? Do I hope the world gets in a state where it because the main currency? Oh fuck no! That would me we are in fucking WW3 America has fallen scenario in which case the entire world is fucked.

See this? This is a Bitcoin kiosk popping up around the world. Next to ATM which are for idiots who like pay 2 dollars to be handed their own money. These Bitcoin kiosks are the zoomer version of those red lottery ticket machines that welfare people dump their monthly gibbes into every 1st of the month.
Bitcoin, COMING TO A LIQUOR STORE NEAR YOU! Are you excited bitty? Be sure to see your local Bitcoin Kiosk at Wallgreens!