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Ohhh yesss, my dear baggies, gather 'round and let me share with you the grim tidings of BBBY stock. The winds of fate do whisper a haunting truth, for as some may dare to dream of an escape from the ominous clutches of Chapter 11 bankruptcy, let me assure you, the exit is a journey of no return. The grave reality lies beneath the surface, my friends, as the only exit for this stock shall be in a body bag, a metaphorical vessel of liquidation and share cancellation. So clutch those shares close, my dear baggies, for in the darkness of this financial abyss, hope dwindles like a dying ember. Prepare yourselves for the dirge of disappointment, as the curtain falls on this sorrowful tale. Ohhh yesss, the chapter's end approaches, and it tolls for thee, BBBY stock.

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