/biz/ - Business & Finance

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

>>18635408
>mfw ive been pretending to be an autistic loser this whole time

63k link and im going to cuck all of you at the yacht party. hahahahaahahahaha

pic related what i actually look like

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment

>>16370517
I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself
Is Bitcoin worth buyin'? Should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor and, even worse I hold REQ
My stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a coin to pump
Jannies give a damn about a NEET
Pull the trigger, sell a LINK, he's an hero
"Give the LINK to the poojeets, who the hell cares?
One more pink wojak on the /biz/ board!"
First ship 'em stinks and let 'em deal to brothers
Give 'em dumps, step back, watch 'em FUD each other
"It's time to fight back," that's what rory said
Two black Men in the dark, now rory's cucked
I got love for my brother
But we can never go nowhere unless we stop sell to each other
We gotta start makin' changes
Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant strangers
And that's how it's supposed to be
How can Sergey dump a brother if he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we shilled with memes
But things change… and that's the way it is

>>16349611
ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

>>15069562
ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 3 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

In link fud be wild.

chainlink be da first project dat serves up a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distributed oracle service.
dat shitz worth $ 1000 bcuz' dat shiznit serves up reliable n' intelligent content. Interactizzle skillz r' a way ta make scrilla on thangs yo' can do fo' realz. An example be dat bob sendz alice 500 rcn right away, alice sendz bob 500 req.
N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat be a blingin issue wit' a smart-ass deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Spiritual agreements can only be used all up in blocked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Access ta third partizzles (gas price, weatha shiznit, etc.) requires spell-writin'. Oracle be a third-party steez dat gotta convert da data from da convenience o' communion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example holla'd at our asses dat bob wanted ta cook up a wack result o' tha sickest fuckin connection wit' alicizzle. Oracle on yahoo, gizoogle, nfl.com, etc. Update details. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Send bob a smart-ass piece o' shiznit.

tha problem be dat oracle be centralized n' dat bob n' alice r' up in a posizzle ta trust dis single oracle dat be likely ta be jacked da fuck tha fuck into tha right date, which be Why tha fuck dat shiznit be not trustworthy intelligent intelligent ta use. If tha data be not trusted.
here chainlink has come. Chainlink serves up oral dictionaries dat give confidence. Wit' dis system, bob n' alice have tried ta create a intelligent agreement ta verify link numbers n' they r' tha same. Link numbers can take a yahoo account, gizoogle, nfl, etc. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha nodes was up in tha link units, if tha node provided incorrect shiznit, they would lose some o' they muthafuckin' stakes. Nutti link gives yo' direct shiznit on nuff muthafuckin link tags.
hope dis explanaton be Wha tha fuck chainlink explains n' datz Why tha fuck dat shitz aint funky-ass big-ass mistake.

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can.sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment.

>>11748458
Yo In link fud be wild.

chainlink be da first project dat serves up uh gangbangin' finger-lickin' distributed oracle service.

dat shitz worf $ 1000 bcuz' dat shiznit serves up reliable n' intelligent content. Interactizzle skillz r' uh way ta make scrilla on thangs yo' can do fo' realz. An example be dat bob sendz alice 500 rcn right away, alice sendz bob 500 req.

N' therez Ain't nuthin' but dat be uh blingin issue wit' uh smart-ass deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, ah still gots tha bigger sack. Spiritual agreements can only be used all up in blocked. Y'all KNOW dat sheeit, muthafucka! Access ta third partizzles (gas price, weatha shiznit, etc.) requires spell-writin'. Oracle be uh third-party steez dat gotta convert da data from da convenience o' communion. ah aint jivin'' bout chickn n` corn bread n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An example holla'd at our asses dat bob wanted ta cook up uh wack result o' tha sickest fuckin connection wit' alicizzle. Oracle on yahoo, gizoogle, nfl.com, etc. Update details. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Send bob uh smart-ass piece o' shiznit.

tha problem be dat oracle be centralized n' dat bob n' alice r' up in uh posizzle ta trust dis single oracle dat be likely ta be jacked da fuq tha fuq into tha right date, which be Why tha fuq dat shiznit be not trustworthy intelligent intelligent ta use. If tha data be not trusted.

Wit' dis system, bob n' alice gots tried ta create uh intelligent agreement ta verify link numbers n' dey r' tha same. Link numbers can take uh yahoo account, gizoogle, nfl, etc. Since tha nodes wuz up in tha link units, if tha node provided incorrect shiznit, dey would lose some o' dey muthafuckin' stakes. Nutti link gives yo' shiznit on nuff muthafuckin link tags.

hope dis explanation be What tha fuq chainlink explains n' datz Why tha fuq dat shitz uh funky-ass big-ass mistake Ya' dig?

ayo hol up itz weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! up in tha beginnin I was fuddin Link ta accumulate mo' n' mo' n' mo'. which I did ultimately when dat shiznit was round 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately be thinkin I have enough ta make dat shit. tha problem though is dat I can't stop fuddin mah own investment where I be literally all-in wit mah game savings. I designed a shitload of da most thugged-out hated n' posted memes regardin Chainlink. again... I be all-in wit mah live savings n' I have no intention whatsoeva ta shill dis project. instead I went ta crazy lengths ta meme fud whenever I can.sometimes I sit a whole dizzle up in front of tha screen n' I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't suttin' is poppin' off wit mah dirty nigga ass. but since I have invested up in Chainlink I feel helladifferent. mah behavior make straight-up no sense... yet I be 100% shizzle I gotta FUD mah own investment.

>>9766909
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>>9760564
Cuz of recent increases up in maintenizzle costs n' tha limited resources n' time of any startup dat need ta prioritize its initiatives, Secure Asset Exchange will no longer be available az of January 21st, 2016 (NXT block 621,000). We is deeply grateful ta all of our playas n' supportas up ta dis point n' look forward ta focusin our juice on makin tha next generation of pimped out blockchain-based applications, which our now global society can truly benefit from.
Yo crazy-ass mobilitizzle ta use yo' NXT or any of yo' assets aint gonna be affected by our availabilitizzle cuz yo' account n' all of its assets can be accessed all up in tha straight-up legit NXT client.
To access yo' account rockin tha password pimped on trade.secureae.com, simply combine yo' username wit yo' secret phrase, wit no spaces between tha two; dis will create tha password ta yo' NXT account fo' tha straight-up legit client. For example, if yo' username is "joe" n' yo' secret phrase is "joe likes coffee" then yo' account’s password fo' tha straight-up legit NXT client is ghon be "joejoe likes coffee". Please make shizzle ta take capitalization n' spacin tha fuck into account, they do matter.
If you have any thangs, please feel free ta hollar at our asses at support@secureae.com.

>>9751951
Yo! how tha fuck be dahs shahznaht coahn up ahn tha tap 100 marketcap whahle only beahn' 3x ahco prahce, biatch? lmao how tha fuck do yo' fuck tha fuck up yo' goddisn taahahghten economahcs dat doggahn'ly, biatch?

>>9747881
Yo! Jonny, I wana bust a nut on yo' enthusahazzle n' yo' thugged-out shahznaht but jus' wonderahn ahf Lahnkpool ahs based on speculatahon or ahf ya 'as actual ahnsahder shahznaht, bahatch? Az of tadahzzle tha general hood has nah roadmap, tahEvil Ninja Ceasyckahne, or a update wahthahn 6 months from tha Chaahnlahnk CEO. Our thugged-out asses 'as heard dahs before but based on Pahvotal aht appears tha maahn net aahnt gonna even go lahve untahl mahd 2019 yo, but once agaahn n' agaahn n' agaahn eeasyghly last muthafuckahn thag ahs speculatahon. 'S coo', bro. Slap mah fro! With muh beeotch! Also, what tha fuck ahs ta say tha crew chahzzlez suttahn' up ahn Chaahnlahnkz desahgn dat aahnt gonna allow ya ta pool as day may wat as much decentralahzatahon as possahble ahncludahn nah pools yo. Heck ahf ya peep Sergeyz last project dat shahznaht was shut doeswn straahght-up early, I be hopeful Chaahnlahnk won't 'as tha sise fate. What it is, Mama! I does feel chaahnlahnk ahs ghon be completed (mahd 2019) n' lahnkpool wahll co-exahst. My fuckahn truly freshest concern ahs ahf tha ahs overly lahfted expectatahons fo' usage. What it is, Mama! Peep this shit! We ahs already seeahn dahs waht nah testahn on Ropsten. 'S coo', bro. Slap mah fro! Also, even though Chaahnlahnk crew decahdes ta stay lahke ya would be thahnkahn some potentahal clahents (baks, ahnsurahzzle cos, etc.) would be dahscussahn rockahn Chaahnlahnk up ahn tha near future. What it is, Mama! With muh beeotch! There ahs none. Not only dat chaahnlahnk has straahght-up few hood medaha followers n' aahnt present n' most of tha crypta n' fahnacahal events where aht should gotz a presence ahf aht ahs wahthahn a year of completahon. 'S coo', oh, baby, bro. I aahnt talkahn' bout chahcken n' gravy bahatch. Back ta Lahnkpool, I be straahght-up trahppahn playas wahll sgak n' realahze day isn't makahn aythahng. Yo ass muthafuckas 'as overhead n' hopefully thags doesn't go south.

>>9747610
Yo! It aint nuthin but strage At da begahnnahng I was fuckahng Lahnk ta accumulate mo. I dahd aht untahl aht was bout 7 cents fo' realz. Attach Lahnk 350K. I defahnahtely thahnk I 'as a shitload ta do. Da beef ahs dat I ca not stap mah own ahnvestment where lahterally dizzle be all ahn mah lahfe. What it is, Mama! I used ta dahsprahsonse wahth a shitload of da most hated a' advertahsed medahcatahons lahke Chaahnlahnk fo' realz. A turn ... I be savahng eeasyghlytahnk lahve a' I 'as nah ahntentahon of Taiwo Pmahng dahs project. Instead, dude, I lahstened ta ahsolated a' dead clocks whenever I could. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Several tahmes a thugged-out dizzle ahn front of da skeletan a' FUD FUD FUD FUD. They aint somethahng dat ahs masculahne. What it is, like, wow, Mama! but sahnce I dahd not ahnvest ahn Chaahnlahnk ahn a easy as fuck ghly dahfferent sense. What it is, mostly, Mama! My fuckin behavahor does not make sense ... But I be shizzle I would 'as da FUD of mah own ahnvestment.

>>9740928
I just broke up wit mah gf afta 1 year together n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch found up dat I was bustin crypto currency investin n' kept askin me how tha fuck much how tha fuck much. Da thang is I had accumulated these gains from before our relationshizzle so itz mah scrilla.

Bitch just wouldn't stop askin me how tha fuck much I had made n' when can I loot her thangs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch didn't KNOW dat I was tryin ta save scrilla fo' financial freedom so I could never gotta work again.

Why is dem hoes so fuckin stupid, biatch? Why can't they try ta save scrilla n' peep tha long term view of thangs n' tha benefitz of retirin before tha age of 30, biatch? Please muthafuckas tell me I didn't cook up a gangbangin' fuck up flushin a 1 year relationshizzle down tha drain.