/biz/ - Business & Finance

MY MOM IS KICKING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER 52.5 LINK?

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>>18626187
Where can you see future?

>>14514393

tested by a professional
148 iq
all in Link

>>14211227

import json
json.loads('{"data": [], "paging": {}}')

can't tell if you're trolling

>>14208843
> Jason Parser
He's a big guy

>>tfw a decentralized oracle can't even exist
That's what I tried to tell them, but no one reads the whitepaper, they just believe whatever biz says
Idiots
If anyone gave it half a minute of thought, they'd realize this. A LINK node is no more trustworthy than it's centralized API calls, so why wouldn't a smart contract just query the API directly? "The Oracle Problem" was invented by Sergey who remembered The Oracle of Delphi from his philosophy studies and thought it'd make a cool buzzword.

>>1420584
>>14205762
>mfw

WHATS UP FILTERFAGS WE MOONIN

>>12214776
Jason Parser? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parser a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parser has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

It's the return of the tradesman threads

Golden bullrun confirmed

How is it that we can find all of these secret partnerships subtly tucked away within obscure corporate documents and yet we can't even confirm which quarter mainnet will be released? We know that the Bletchley Cryptlets JSON schema is an exact fucking fit to the Chainlink Adaptor JSON yet we haven't even been able to firmly conclude that mainnet will be released in 2018.

How is it that even the vaguest timeline of Chainlink mainnet's release is completely beyond us? How is it that this information is so elusive?

Can any of you code monkeys confirm whether or not the fizzy.axa source code is an exact JSON schema fit (other than title) to the Chainlink Adaptor JSON?

Jonny Huxtable was able to confirm that Cryptlets used an exact Chainlink Adaptor JSON schema fit. Curious if it'd be the case for this.

>JONNY HUXTABLE CRYTPLET ANALYSIS
https://www.reddit.com/r/LINKTrader/comments/7ve3kb/my_research_on_the_bletchley_cryplets_and_why_i/

>FIZZY.AXA SOURCE CODE
https://etherscan.io/address/0xe083515d1541f2a9fd0ca03f189f5d321c73b872#code

>CHAINLINK ADAPTOR JSON
https://github.com/smartcontractkit/schemas/blob/master/schemas/adapter_schema.json

>>9651241
>~¿etasksghttpgetijsonparseje
he's here...

>>9040168

>>8816992
I'll explain it

>>8452324
Eth was a revolutionary step forward for crypto. Neo/Antshares was an evolution along that path. They expand cryptocurrency chains into a new dimension. They deserve their market caps. What does Chainlink do? The Oracle Problem doesn't actually exist - a decentralized smart contract doesn't need a decentralized oracle, it just needs to aggregate data from multiple centralized sources, which is all Chainlink was proposing anyways. Just because you "get a feel" doesn't mean it's actually fundamentally worth anything.

>>7901533
Did someone say Jason Parser?

>>7783402
Not *THE* Jason Parser?

>>7781100
If anyone gave it half a minute of thought, they'd realize this. A LINK node is no more trustworthy than it's centralized API calls, so why wouldn't a smart contract just query the API directly? "The Oracle Problem" was invented by Sergey who remembered The Oracle of Delphi from his philosophy studies and thought it'd make a cool buzzword.

>>7753939

What are your estimates, how much LINK do /biz/ regulars own combined? I would say somewhere around 10-25 million.

>>7300295

You know. You all know exactly who I am.

SAY MY NAME /biz/.