/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lol, saw John McAfee in another trouble, because he promoted somebrug pulls. The guy sure knows how to get into trouble.

Just imagine that surely he got into BTC early, then sold profits into early ETH
That's some multiplications I'm scared to go into, he and quite a few other dudes in the crypto space are virtual multibillionaires, maybe trillionaires, aren't they?

you son of a bitch, sminem
im getting too old for this

Guys, No joke, this LINK thing, is going to CHANGE the WORLD. I bet my salty crusty balls it will hit 1000 EOY or i will take a steaming Cleveland steamer over 1000 chests .

Is he /ourguy/?

APOLOGIZE

Can we talk about mcafee for a moment? The fuck is going on here?

http://www.newsweek.com/john-mcafee-enemies-kill-him-spiking-ingested-twitter-991791

> buttcoin below $1M in 2020
> he eats his dick on national tv
> he is a man of his word we can trust him
> go vote
> first potus that ate his own dick
> 'murica thrives

It's important to remember that bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm.
https://mobile.twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/938938539282190337

Bitcoin will go up to a mil and up but only after this guy consumes a penis. Until then u not going to see anything above 10k

It's about time we settled this.
King of /biz/
pic_related

>>7530710
>100% successful people are successful because they actually make useful shit.

>>7506362

Heh, nothin personal kid

>>7424743
are you saying you like the taste of the equivalent in the mushroom kingdom of a micropenis/inflated clit?

>>7400433
>mfw im in that screencap

>>7180577
>I will eat my own dick on National TV if Bitcoin isn't $1,000,000 by 2020

The year is 2025.
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 PoWHCoin to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my PoWHCoin gains. They also came instantly after seeing my dividends.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my PoWHcoin shares) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my PoWHCoinst. I came, and transferred .00000000001 POWHcoins to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 PoWHcoins to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside

/OUR-GUY/ HAS LOCATED THE SOURCE OF THE BEAR MARKET. IT WAS THE FUCKING PAJEETS ALL ALONG.

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/956906455956934656

GET READY FAGGOTS. COIN OF THE WEEK COMING IN HOT IN T MINUS 50 MINUTES

IT'S FINALLY TIME

WHO'S READY

>>5933135
This Wojak

>he isn't apart of the BIGGEST and BEST discord crypto group with over 70,000 members
>he doesn't want 2x gains every 3 days

I give you one chance to make it, the only question now is whether you click, or don't, https://discord gg/jvN42e.

bump

HAHAHAHAHAH THIS GUY

XVG absolutely rekt, he dumped his bags. His 15$ statement is now "fake" and a Photoshop. His Instagram (which he tweeted about) is now not his. The absolute state of Vergists. People beg him to shill it. Twitter pajeets are going crazy.

It is beautiful. Next time you trust this shit eating, megalomaniac, paranoid, tax evading, manipulative murderer; think again. He lost all credibility.