/biz/ - Business & Finance

sometimes i think to myself, guys, that 20 years from now, people will probably think about the early investors of crypto with some degree of reverence, like "wow, they must've been some really smart businessmen to make so much money then"

but in truth, this early investor is a uni-student anime-watching hentai-lovin yuri loli incest guy

what a TIME to be ALIVE folks

>>5617304
DYOR when something catches your interest. Don't just buy some shit just because it sounds cool. Check the announcements page on bitcointalk and coinmarketcap. Don't trust blog or Reddit shills alone. Find something that will back up the hype.

these bags are so fuckin heavyyyyy

>be me
>be thanksgiving, family all laughing and joking, asking me when Im going to get a job or even pay rent
>tell them im actually a successful crypto trader, its been going so well i recently became a millionaire
>they all laugh
>show them my blockfolio
>i try to explain LINK
>uncle downloads blockfolio, types in 1,000 LINK, starts showing it around saying hes a crypto millionaire too
>everyones laughing
>tell them its true and i can withdraw from a LINK atm
>convince my family to take me to nearest LINK atm, 2 hours away
>they wanted to go to this city anyways for shopping, tell them ill buy some gifts for christmas
>arrive at atm
>atm only allows you to buy LINK, not sell it
>family getting impatient
>"enough anon, your joke is going too far, lets just go to the mall now"
>i ask the convenience store clerk how do I sell with the atm?
>he doesnt know what im talking about, "only buy, you buy here"
>aunt goes up to the atm with a $20 and pretends it came out, look Anon, I sold my byte coins, how come you cant sell yours?
>everyones laughing as they head back to the car

Will I never make it now? Half of my student loans(around 150k) is tied up in different good looking cryptos like Golem, Siacoin and DNT!

MINISTER YOU SATOSHI!

nice bought 100k

MINISTER YOU SATOSHI

MINISTER YOU, SERGEY

MINISTER YOU, SERGEY

MINISTER YOU, SERGEY

>>3974644

MINISTER YOU SERGEY