/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54445394
Typical Danish Developer full time 6 hour work day
>first hour light breakfast, mediation room, yoga, and kung-fu training. If tummy hurts I use twitter instead
>15 minute break
>start off day with zoom meeting with supervisor luncburnarmy, this can range 1-2 hours
>paid lunch hour
>offload actual work to junior devs and yell at them for being retards
>15 minute break
>use Twitter for research purposes and gauge community sentiment
>15 minute break
>actively post on Twitter and block any retard or troll who disagrees with me
>15 minute break
>spend any remaining time researching on Twitter

“I guarantee you in any job i had i was the last developer standing in a techical debate because i'm just that good and then i don't give a fuck about anything else this is also is why i'm like if these guys fire me ooohhhh how i would love that and if they then burn the fucking house down well then i hope you're willing to pay my real rate when you want me back because then im not to be working for 50% of what i could make if i went somewhere else.
Again it's really retarded that i do this because if i stepped out tomorrow and i got my real pay most likely price would take a somewhat heafty correction i could buy maybe 15k worth of lunc at a much cheaper rate for longer period of time.."-Tobias