/biz/ - Business & Finance

This just in: JPMorgan Chase & Co. CEO jumped out of a plane over Iran with explosives strapped to his chest, ignoring shareholder vote against such action.
NYSE decided to delist JPM due to code violation, effective today.

>>58377436
I don't deny it. Quite the contrary, I hope all the globohomo fucktards die of AIDS. But that's wishful thinking. I'm trading in the reality that I live in, not the one I wish was true.

>>58359119
Wait a minute. you're gonna have to figure out how your city handles K-1's too. And btw if the LP you bought operates in multiple states you technically have to file in those to...
I'll be honest. if you're still filing right now you're fucked. Good luck, you will need it, and have fun filing for an extension in multiple states despite only having non-investment income from one, t. knower...

>supporting family is bearish
correct, you are supposed to hire caretakers so you can consoom more. after all working for free is communism :)

>>58353818
True, my portfolio is down 0.09% today. I wish I sold yesterday.

>>58050756

>>57616876
>01

>>57576556

>NVDA might close red

>>57533849
>SMCI flipped red

>>57524998
No, I just think AMD will run circles around ARM just like they ran circles around Intel since 2008. Nvidia is the only competitor to AMD and IIRC they do not even make CPUs.

You are the retard here. I will be selling you the news.

>chink market opens and we're already 0.26% up
Fuck me. I really need to time this right.

We are really doing a -0.5% to 1.0% in a single day, huh?

>>56580996

>CCJ

On second thought, I have switched my financial adviser to Ynot Reywd and am now bearish.

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>>55271823
Wait, never mind.

>tfw waging while dumping my entire paycheck that doesnt go towards bills into investments
I need out bros i cant take it anymore

>Be a home depot wagie that bought dividends
>Work on lots, pushing and lifting heavy shit all day
>Required to help out customers and employees with loads
>Certain super cute latina girl with huge plump lips works at registers at same hours I do
>Talks to me more and more lately while we get along
>Catch her staring at me at times when helping people at entrances
>mfw just a pasty average looking white dude

Anons, is this bullish for me to start a relationship or bearish for heartbreak?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>It was a double top

it's unironically over