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You have been visited by the HOPIUM bird of INFINITE WEALTH.
SAY "GIVE ME YOUR BLESSING OH GREAT BIRD" TO GUARANTEE YOUR NEXT INVESTMENT WILL BE FRUITFUL

>>56517017
Im not gonna sugar coat it here, getting to shitpost on /biz is actually the highlight of my day. I get to laugh, make jokes, invest in stupid ass shit and it's a delight. Every penny i make with these shitcoins is incredibly funny to me. I've never laughed so much like the time i found i made 2k from opium bird. It's just... it's just a way to hang into life i guess

>>56489921
((THE)) OPIUM BIRD (Ticker: OPIUM)

>>56489278
>Make le funny token when you're completely high on mushrooms
>wait for two weeks
>make a funny tik tok video
>hire bots if needed to make it trend
>get 2 m followers
>redirect your followers to the token
>profit
Babe wake up new make it strategy just dropped

>You've been climbing the mountain for what seems like months.
>Your team died on the climb, even though they knew the risk coming up it still twists your stomach to have to tell their families about their last agonising moments.
>You have no oxygen left, your next steps could be your last.
>You reach a clearing at the top, somehow the sun is shining brightly and you feel warmth on your skin for the first time in a long time.
>Ahead of you a skinny, completely white, hunched over figure with a beak approaches.
>His intentions are unclear.
>It raises one of its titanic hands and makes a gesture that seems to be an offer, you notice in what appears to be its fingers a poppy flower.
>You somehow feel the color green
>Will you take it?

>>56477678
Actually the OG pic is a guy in a costume