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some of you are alright. dont be in bitcoin in the next 30 minutes.

Can he save world's economy?

>he bought the dip
continue the dump
>he panic sold
temporary bottom, reversal
>hes not buying
pump it and then paint a bull flag
>he fomo'd in
put him to sleep and load the korea fud
>hes awake
make him think its the bottom, drop off the volume
>he bought more
dump it again
>he tethered
push it sideways
>hes doing research
print 100mil tether when he goes to sleep, and then pump it
>hes awake
load a dip
>he bought the dip
sideways till sleep, then crash it with the exact same korea fud, get vitalik on the line
pump ethereum for 2 hours and then wake him up
>okay
load the flippening threads
>he bought
crash it
>hes trying to kill himself
activate quantum immortality
now print 200mil tether
>he thinks we're going up
>we are. let him in
>hes in
pump it
>he thinks hes about to make it
now kill him, transfer everything and then find another