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It'll be red again by 2am. Stinks only go down.

Don't you guys know stonks only go down?

>>17762228
I finished my shift because I'm a beast, and went home after sending my boss and hr and a shit load of people letting them know all 3 of us were ill. I woke up even worse. With all the other circumstances I knew I had to get tested.

Called a hospital right outside my apartment
> Hello thanks for calling shitty hospital my names tyquisha how can I help you?
Coronavirus
> Uhhh nah...i heard something like somewhere they was doing it but i dunno
K thanks tyquisha
> Call the Ohio department of health the same fucking department in OP, pretty sure same location.
> Tell her literally all of that, 2 people around and the person who had been in fuciing quarantine in China while the virus was taking hold.
Mmmnah see sir we can only test people who's been like confirmed as having uh contact n shiet with a confirmed dude.
Okay Tyquisha
> It's Mary
> Oh
> FF to 6pm today, suffering in silence all day, read news. This bitch is talking about the importance of testing more people. Maybe start with people with flu like symptoms who've been around people who have been quarantined since we don't even know the true incubation period.

I'm calling them back tomorrow and demanding testing, wish me luck both on my puts, and my ronas.

>>17761843
Forgot pic related. So I'm gonna make a thread in a bit, but I believe I have the virus. I will detail everything which there are some very shocking things in it.