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>not explaining why
people who just call others idiots without substance are worse imo. you probably don't even have a reason why LINK won't work

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Im going to snap.

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>altcoins: "we are financially...independently financially...mm mm mm no no no whatmigonnado???"

>BTC: 300k minimum by EO2021

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From now on everywhere I work I'm just going to pretend like I'm a retard AFTER I get the job. Everywhere I work it's the same fucking thing, they try to get you to do more and more and more until you're like pic related, and they won't even give you a raise fuck mr noseburg shekelstein. I used to be a hard worker and good little wagie but no more

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god dammit if this pumps past 6K im buying the dip after and never selling again

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about 3-6 months too late buddy

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>...so yeah. by the way anon, I'll need you to move half a billion tethers today. no pressure.

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workin hard or hardly workin? heh heh
but yeah we're gonna need you to come in this weekend wojak

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So this really just happened

>Mr Shekelstein shows up at my glass cubicle
>Anon can you join me in the meeting room we need to discuss some things
>nervous.jpg think I'm gonna be fired
>So how are things going lately anon?
>I answer with some standard lies, trying to tell as little truth as possible while still feeding him what he wants
>I'm calling you here because you said something that made me think.
>And because of that we are laying off everyone in your department except for the head and you.
>I wanted to tell you so you don't quit before that

TL;DR everyone is getting fired
Tell me your weird corporate stories

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>Browsing /biz/ on the work again? Aight five minutes but don't "shitpost" more than that. Remember that you paycheck is gonna get cut for not working anon.

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Again, I find fault with this reasoning. I don't want to compare myself to people from 200 years ago because I don't live in a wooden hut and fear of dying from tuberculosis. This isn't 200 years ago, this is today. Work is increasingly automated and most Americans get their shit done in like 30% of the time it takes to go through a full work day. Instead of giving more leisure time like Europe to keep workers happy, Americans are too hesitant to evolve and break the mold in terms of societal structure. And this is why America WILL fall behind in terms of work and tech progress in the coming decades. Just like people said that America couldn't fall from grace in terms of living standards - it promptly fell behind Europe and isn't even close these days in almost any quantifiable measure of life quality. It can happen and it will because of this medievalness. And as for suggestions, its just escapism and tip toeing around the problem. It does not address the fundamental issue at all.

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>be me, office wagecuck
>3 years of employment, only ever asked for coffee after every employee review "to keep me happy"
>weak office keks
>skip to coming back from 1 week vacation
>new kitchen rules
>kitchen is now communist after some plebs left food dishes & random shit everywhere
>clean up after everybodies shit in shifts with a buddy every week or no kitchen
>no kitchen, no coffee
>tfw never used the kitchen for anything other than coffee with the same mug everyday for 3 years & coworkers still leave shit everywhere
>tfw after 1 week back from vacation go on autistic wagerage about Karl Marx & quit after yelling "I just wanted fucking coffee Jim"

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Its Monday again wagies! Rise and shine.
Time to fuck this week in the ass
Welcome: Wagies, Job-Hunters, College Seniors
Not welcome: NEETs

Topic of the week: How to achieve results while doing as little as possible.

Useful links:

>How to tell you boss is a micromanaging asshole

>How to make a resume (for developers)

>How to ask the right questions during an interview

>How to transition into full time freelance

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>have a more positive at work, anon
>we provided pizza for lunch today but you still are your packed lunch in your car
>why aren't you having more fun here, anon?
>we need you to improve your attitude asap

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>join fun startup in 2017, get salary boost, doing something cool at last
>company does really well
>18 months later
>now an incredibly tense snakepit with lots of ex-bankers passive-aggressively jockeying for position
>everything you do or say is now taken politically, can't just do my job and have fun

Fuck corporate politics

I'm not good at it, how do you handle it /biz/?

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why is being a wagecuck the only solution to depression?

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Have them ready by the end of the day.

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>Live at home with parents
>Decide that 27 is too old to be living at home and that's why I'm not happy
>Move out
>It's been five years now
>I'm more miserable than I ever have been
>I have all this debt and am trapped in this wagie hell
>I own a few thousand dollars worth of shit coins. They are my final hope

How do you wake up every morning knowing that every day is the same? That you will sleep and wagie your way through life until you die sad and alone?

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Slave screams he spends his life learning conformity
Slave screams he claims he has his own identity
Slave screams he's going to cause the system to fall
Slave screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall


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Ok folks I picked up a massive amount of Python learning material for 15 bucks a week or two ago

If I devote my time to learning how to code (have never before done so in my life) will it be worth my while?
I own a business and I usually have a couple hours of downtime during the day between customers - could I make money doing coding work from my office?

Trying to retire early and any extra money I can make the better

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>eat your dog if team player

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