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>2022 >work in fun tech company >laid off after a year>takes months to get new role>2023>opt for Globocorp job because I figure it'll stable with decent pay, career progression etc>9 months later ultra-stable Globocorp is doing badly and is about to lay off shittons of peopleWhat the fuck is going on with layoffs, they use to be a rarityAlso if I have 2 consecutive layoffs on my CV I figure I'm basically toast in the corporate world. What should my next career be?
Only the poor lost souls working 10-12 (or more) hours a day may post ittBonus points if you wear a suit and occasionally reflect that you might have just forgotten that you died at some point and are now in hell
>make it into presitigious white-collar job>now work 12 hours a dayt-thanksExtreme Wagie general I guess
>>55003583Consultant hereThis is the first job where I look at my superiors and don't actually want to get promoted, I'm sure they earn $$$ but they literally have no lives besides work
>>54936140>puts will become worthless if it gets FDIC'dHow fucking gay can our government get?
>weekly 1 on 1 check in
How do people work for years on end? I can’t even maintain this shit for less than 4 months and I’m already about to slap the shit out of one of my bosses. There’s really no incentive for me to work for $600 a week
>See role advertised in boomer bank>Apply online>Thank You For Your Application>1 month goes by>Get follow-up email saying my application is being reviewed>"We'll be in touch in the coming weeks">almost a 2-month process to get even the HR intro call>then 4 rounds of interviews plus a technical testHow do these places function
How we holding up bros? Some topics we can discuss>Recession coming - Do you think your jobs safe?>Are you remote? In office? >How do we cope with the fact that we'll be doing this forever?
>>49443342Apologize to your boss and smile for the camera while working
>>30138561>>30138485Top jej keep em cooming
>close to entering six figure hellAny advice once I'm on the other side?
>>29946008I was finally beginning to think about retiring at 28, but then the crash came. My Yin has been Yanged.
Got those month-end reports done yet peasant?
>>29889971Happy to be of service
>>29808267You will have to wait your turn in line like everyone else anon.
>>29776704Throw a can of barr's in there and pray to the Lord it will get you to your destinationJunk the motor and cooling system after you make it. Might be cheaper than trying to tow it there or other options
OP is an obvious newfag. Weren't you around in 2017 when LINK was 70 cents and every other thread was LINK? Look how much a single stinky would net you today compared to then.
>>29514570i worked at EY. their 401k was the funniest joke i've ever seen.>2 years until matching>vests at 5 years
>got covid and holiday work combo >Near 3 weeks off>Finally start to understand what /comfy/ feels like>Back in 7 hours >Physical labour I don't want to fucking go back
>sold half stack at .58
>diamond handed GME and got robbed by robinhood>so scared of loss again that I bought in at 1.2 and sold at 1.67I made money but fuck, gonna take a while to get over that fear of another GME situation. How to get over paper hands for anons in similar boat?