/biz/ - Business & Finance

>2022
>work in fun tech company
>laid off after a year
>takes months to get new role
>2023
>opt for Globocorp job because I figure it'll stable with decent pay, career progression etc
>9 months later ultra-stable Globocorp is doing badly and is about to lay off shittons of people

What the fuck is going on with layoffs, they use to be a rarity

Also if I have 2 consecutive layoffs on my CV I figure I'm basically toast in the corporate world. What should my next career be?

Only the poor lost souls working 10-12 (or more) hours a day may post itt

Bonus points if you wear a suit and occasionally reflect that you might have just forgotten that you died at some point and are now in hell

>make it into presitigious white-collar job
>now work 12 hours a day

t-thanks

Extreme Wagie general I guess

>>55003583
Consultant here

This is the first job where I look at my superiors and don't actually want to get promoted, I'm sure they earn $$$ but they literally have no lives besides work

>>54936140
>puts will become worthless if it gets FDIC'd
How fucking gay can our government get?

FRESCOIN

>weekly 1 on 1 check in

How do people work for years on end? I can’t even maintain this shit for less than 4 months and I’m already about to slap the shit out of one of my bosses. There’s really no incentive for me to work for $600 a week

>>53050896

>See role advertised in boomer bank
>Apply online
>Thank You For Your Application
>1 month goes by
>Get follow-up email saying my application is being reviewed
>"We'll be in touch in the coming weeks"
>almost a 2-month process to get even the HR intro call
>then 4 rounds of interviews plus a technical test

How do these places function

How we holding up bros? Some topics we can discuss
>Recession coming - Do you think your jobs safe?
>Are you remote? In office?
>How do we cope with the fact that we'll be doing this forever?

>>49443342
Apologize to your boss and smile for the camera while working

>>30138561
>>30138485
Top jej keep em cooming

>close to entering six figure hell
Any advice once I'm on the other side?

>>29946008
I was finally beginning to think about retiring at 28, but then the crash came. My Yin has been Yanged.

Got those month-end reports done yet peasant?

>>29889971
Happy to be of service

>>29808267
You will have to wait your turn in line like everyone else anon.

>>29776704
Throw a can of barr's in there and pray to the Lord it will get you to your destination
Junk the motor and cooling system after you make it. Might be cheaper than trying to tow it there or other options

OP is an obvious newfag. Weren't you around in 2017 when LINK was 70 cents and every other thread was LINK? Look how much a single stinky would net you today compared to then.

>>29514570
i worked at EY. their 401k was the funniest joke i've ever seen.
>2 years until matching
>vests at 5 years

>got covid and holiday work combo
>Near 3 weeks off
>Finally start to understand what /comfy/ feels like
>Back in 7 hours
>Physical labour
I don't want to fucking go back

>sold half stack at .58

>diamond handed GME and got robbed by robinhood
>so scared of loss again that I bought in at 1.2 and sold at 1.67

I made money but fuck, gonna take a while to get over that fear of another GME situation. How to get over paper hands for anons in similar boat?